If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you?
boy: i need to tell you something
girl: OMG you are gay...?
boy: umm no actually the exact opposite
girl: o really ...damn..i was hoping you would take me shopping..lol
boy: well if you want but that isn't it
girl: ok what is it?
boy: i like you
girl: umm no shit that is why we are friends
boy: not like that....I love you
girl: oh now i get it where is the camera?
boy: no camera...i just love you!
girl: wow you aren't lying...geesh someone actually loves me?
boy: yes with all of my heart
girl: wow you have a heart?
boy: yes and it is yours if you want it
girl: so you are going to cut it out and put it in a little box for me?
boy: no i meant it as a figure of speech...why can't you understand that i love you?
girl: o i do...but you are so cute when you are frustrated....i love you too
boy: you have a funny way of showing it
girl: what? you know that i am a bitch at times...i thought that was why you loved me
boy: yeah i know...you are a bitch at times...but that makes you more fun to be around
girl: i know...always here to serve!
(what i am a bitch at times)