huh
I fall down stairs a lot.
Like, a lot a lot.
3 weeks ago I did it again and blamed it on the half a bottle of wine.
I received a sprained (twisted? pulled ligaments of?) ankle and broken toe. The toe still hurts.
Now, I'm sure the wine didn't help matters any, but I actually had an epiphany at the office yesterday. I always blamed my amazing ability to miss a step and fall on stairs on the fact that I have really lousy depth perception (and clumsiness). Yesterday though it occured to me, it's actually that my boobs are so big I can't see the steps. This realization came to me when I suddenly noticed I was craning a sore neck to see past the girls, and almost toppled forward.
I will either fall on a flight of stairs because I can't see them and miss one, or because I'm leaning so far forward to see them that I lose my balance.
Hmm... I wonder if I can use that for the insurance coverage excuse?
"No, several doctors have repeatedly told me that a breast reduction will do nothing to ease my back pain. However I will be a lot less likely to break something or give myself a concussion if you lop off a few cup sizes so I can see where I'm walking..."