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My only retail funny from an entire g-dforsaken holiday weekend of working:
Juniors department, Saturday afternoon.
12-or-so-year-old girl wandering around department.
10-or-so-year-old little brother following in her wake.
Little boy: There's more camis right here.
Girl: Those aren't the same thing.
Little boy: Yes they are.
Girl: I'm looking for tank tops with spaghetti straps.
Little boy: *exasperated sigh* Camis and tank tops are the same thing.
Girl: No they're not.
Little boy: *another exasperated sigh* Yes they are! Du-uh!! See?
Girl: Uch.
Me: *giggle*
Woman sitting on bench next to me: Boy really knows his stuff.
In my head: That's future fashionista gay boy.