the quotefile.
Part of the fun of having Thunderbird to collate all my email accounts is that it comes with a plugin that will take a file of quotes, randomize them, and then attach one to each email as a signature-line.
Being me, I have way too much fun with this. They're like pop-culture fortune cookies!
I shall now present you with the list, and ask that you offer up ones I ought to add. If you want to make a game of it, try to identify them.
[I'm pasting this in as-is; the % between each quote is what the code needs to separate one from the next.]
"Sorry, you're barking up the wrong genius."
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
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"I have all these thoughts, and I'm pretty sure they all contradict each other."
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"To read makes our speaking English good."
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"Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?"
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"As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract."
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"It's hockey, you know, it's only game. Why you have to be mad?"
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"Creative people must be stopped."
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"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"
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"The English language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever."
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"I'm the best at what I do. And what I do... is so terribly pretty!"
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"That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
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"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
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"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
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"sorry i was made these post because a error... administrator!!! please hope me!"
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"I can have oodles of charm when I want to."
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"The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around."
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"I got a first in jiggery-pokery, what about you?"
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"You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers -- or is that just me?"
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"Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet."
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"I'm being facetious, I...there's no call for it."
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"It goes "ding" when there's stuff."
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"I'm not impossible, just a bit unlikely."
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"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes."
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"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"
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"Do we or do we not have a Xanax detector?"
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"I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?"
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"That's how we do it in America, comrade!"
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"Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all-plumbing version of 'O, Susanna.'"
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"The guy can dig a foxhole, that makes him an expert on show tunes?"
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"I'm leaning toward trauma-induced amnesia, myself. Punch my head, wouldja?"
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"Hello? Paramedics? Do you fix gazebos?"
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"I don't know anything about measuring, but I know all about lying around, and you guys are definitely lying around."
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"Wait, it's different somehow, cause this land isn't mine, and my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in... poetry stuff."
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"If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera."
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"It would be funnier if we kept on doing it."
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"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."
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"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you."
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"This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions."
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"Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon."
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"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up."
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"Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?"
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"What? Is this some snobby elitist aesthetic thing?"
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"Somehow, whenever I ask a question, I wind up with a lot of them to answer."
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"This bowl of lukewarm tapioca represents my brain. I offer it in humble sacrifice. Bestow thy flickering light forever."
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"I've got a dart gun, five comic books, some gum, a wrench, a book on bugs, a map of Montana, an eraser, and a rock."
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"We're not sure what that is, but we're gonna measure it, which is generally what we do."
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"I’m probably doomed to lurch from embarrassing moment to embarrassing moment for the rest of my life. Heigh ho."
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"I'm in a swamp with a guy from Chicago who says GPS thingie. I'm gonna die."
Being me, I have way too much fun with this. They're like pop-culture fortune cookies!
I shall now present you with the list, and ask that you offer up ones I ought to add. If you want to make a game of it, try to identify them.
[I'm pasting this in as-is; the % between each quote is what the code needs to separate one from the next.]
"Sorry, you're barking up the wrong genius."
%
"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
%
"I have all these thoughts, and I'm pretty sure they all contradict each other."
%
"To read makes our speaking English good."
%
"Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?"
%
"As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract."
%
"It's hockey, you know, it's only game. Why you have to be mad?"
%
"Creative people must be stopped."
%
"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"
%
"The English language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever."
%
"I'm the best at what I do. And what I do... is so terribly pretty!"
%
"That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
%
"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
%
"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
%
"sorry i was made these post because a error... administrator!!! please hope me!"
%
"I can have oodles of charm when I want to."
%
"The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around."
%
"I got a first in jiggery-pokery, what about you?"
%
"You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers -- or is that just me?"
%
"Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet."
%
"I'm being facetious, I...there's no call for it."
%
"It goes "ding" when there's stuff."
%
"I'm not impossible, just a bit unlikely."
%
"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes."
%
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"
%
"Do we or do we not have a Xanax detector?"
%
"I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?"
%
"That's how we do it in America, comrade!"
%
"Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all-plumbing version of 'O, Susanna.'"
%
"The guy can dig a foxhole, that makes him an expert on show tunes?"
%
"I'm leaning toward trauma-induced amnesia, myself. Punch my head, wouldja?"
%
"Hello? Paramedics? Do you fix gazebos?"
%
"I don't know anything about measuring, but I know all about lying around, and you guys are definitely lying around."
%
"Wait, it's different somehow, cause this land isn't mine, and my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in... poetry stuff."
%
"If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera."
%
"It would be funnier if we kept on doing it."
%
"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."
%
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you."
%
"This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions."
%
"Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon."
%
"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up."
%
"Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?"
%
"What? Is this some snobby elitist aesthetic thing?"
%
"Somehow, whenever I ask a question, I wind up with a lot of them to answer."
%
"This bowl of lukewarm tapioca represents my brain. I offer it in humble sacrifice. Bestow thy flickering light forever."
%
"I've got a dart gun, five comic books, some gum, a wrench, a book on bugs, a map of Montana, an eraser, and a rock."
%
"We're not sure what that is, but we're gonna measure it, which is generally what we do."
%
"I’m probably doomed to lurch from embarrassing moment to embarrassing moment for the rest of my life. Heigh ho."
%
"I'm in a swamp with a guy from Chicago who says GPS thingie. I'm gonna die."