last chance!
If you want a Presentsmas card, speak now or forever hold your peace.
If I already have your address, please remind me where it is.
If I do not, please supply it, because "Cool person from the internet who lives vaguely up thattaway" will not make it through the USPS.
ALSO VERY IMPORTANT: Would you murder me if I stuffed confetti in the envelope?
Have screened comments, so feel free to tell me things I can use to blackmail you later that will make me proud of your daring and ingenuity and skill with electrical tape.
If I already have your address, please remind me where it is.
If I do not, please supply it, because "Cool person from the internet who lives vaguely up thattaway" will not make it through the USPS.
ALSO VERY IMPORTANT: Would you murder me if I stuffed confetti in the envelope?
Have screened comments, so feel free to tell me things I can use to blackmail you later that will make me proud of your daring and ingenuity and skill with electrical tape.