the way things are going....

[mistressindi]

INDI: ".. so that's why she likes it, this stuff is junk food for dogs."
CAT: *mew*
MY MOM: "That makes sense. So you want to start feeding her the other kind again?"
INDI: "Yes."
CAT: *mew*
INDI: "Fuck off."
CAT: *mew*
INDI: "I said, fuck off."
CAT: *mew*
INDI: "Do you or do you not know the meaning of fuck off?"
CAT: *mew*
INDI: "Cos I can show you, right now."
CAT: *mew*
INDI: *waves notebook at cat*
CAT: *runs away*
INDI: "THAT is fucking off."
MY MOM: *is still there and kinda staring at me*
INDI: "Oh, I'm a bad person."
MY MOM: "No, I agreed with you there."