(no subject)

[mistressindi]

*taps microphone experimentally*

Theeeereeeee's aaaaaaaaaa cricket in my wall

There's a cricket in my wall

And I have lost my goddamn mind

Cos it won't shut up at all!

Fucking cricket in my wall

And it's really very loud

Something-something-rhymes-with-all

There's a CRICKET IN MY WALL!

*strums banjo furiously, has coronary, succumbs to merciful unconsciousness*