if you want to destroy dave's sweater, pick a red and just walk away

[mistressindi]

Dave: "It's, I don't know. It's red. Kinda a darker red."
Indi: "A darker red."
Dave: "As a guy, y'know, I work with the 8-color Crayola box. It's a dark red!"
Indi: [inspired] "Is it a Minnesota Wild red, a New Jersey Devils red, or a Washington Capitals red?"
Dave: "That sort of explaining color I can do! It's not a Jersey red. It's a lot darker than that."
Indi: "So, Minnesota red?"
Dave: "Yeah. It's like that."
Indi: "Grey under it, I think. Or white with grey pinstriping."
Dave: "I totally can work that preppy collar over the sweater thing."
Indi: "Yes you can."

Then he hung up so he could send me a picture of his new shoes.