yeah, we're the funny

[mistressindi]

Indi: "Oh come on. Cold day in hell. Never gonna happen. Toronto's gonna win the cup before--"
Johnny: "I. AM. OUT. OF. TEA."
Colby: "He's like a camel!"
Indi: "Did you even taste it?"
Johnny: "Yes. It was sweet. Didn't ask for sweet."
Colby: "So you drank all the sweet tea you didn't want?"
Indi: [Steve Irwin voice] "In the wild, the Johnny can survive up to seventeen days without drinking anything."
Colby: "We oughta put Johnny out in the desert."
Johnny: "Hell yeah!"
Indi: "Why? There's nothing out there."
Johnny: "It'd be fun."
Indi: "You'd die."
Johnny: "Naw. Might lose ten or fifteen pounds though."
Indi: "You'd gain ten or fifteen pounds. Of sand. In places you didn't know you had until the sand got in 'em."
Colby: "Ew."
Johnny: "That may be."
Colby: ".... Ewwwwwwww."
Indi: "All the crap parts of the beach, none of the fun! Why the hell would you go to a desert?"
Waitress: "Here you go hon. Thought I'd bring you two at once."
Indi: "Can we get him another straw too?"
Colby: "Double-fistin' it!"
Indi: "Maybe one of those hats?"
Johnny: *slurp* "One down!"
Colby: "Jesus. Stop that!"