on not smelling like a hippie
Indi: ok, so. tom's of maine?
Indi: really can't cut it in florida in august.
oregoonie: I'm not surprised.
Indi: i mean, i adore the way this smells, but it gave up after 2 hours and then i stunk like a hippie.
Indi: it wasn't even "mild, but not unpleasant sweat nicely covered with calendula." it was FUCKING HIPPIE.
Oregoonie: Yeah, I have regular deodorant for special occassions.
Oregoonie: lol
Indi: sigh. back to the scentless but hardcore shit.
Indi: i'll pull tom out after hurricane season.
Oregoonie: I don't think he would fault you for that
Indi: he's in maine. what does he know?
Oregoonie: Exactly!
Indi: i need, like, charlie's of florida.
Oregoonie: Charlies of Hades
Indi: ingredients: activated uranium, latex paint, asphalt...
Oregoonie: BWAH!
Indi: glow in the dark with charlie's new U-235 hard-core maximum protection anti-stink stick!
... I really liked the way it smelled. Like kitchen spice. Pout. Sigh. What the hell does Tom in four-seasons Maine know anyway?
Indi: really can't cut it in florida in august.
oregoonie: I'm not surprised.
Indi: i mean, i adore the way this smells, but it gave up after 2 hours and then i stunk like a hippie.
Indi: it wasn't even "mild, but not unpleasant sweat nicely covered with calendula." it was FUCKING HIPPIE.
Oregoonie: Yeah, I have regular deodorant for special occassions.
Oregoonie: lol
Indi: sigh. back to the scentless but hardcore shit.
Indi: i'll pull tom out after hurricane season.
Oregoonie: I don't think he would fault you for that
Indi: he's in maine. what does he know?
Oregoonie: Exactly!
Indi: i need, like, charlie's of florida.
Oregoonie: Charlies of Hades
Indi: ingredients: activated uranium, latex paint, asphalt...
Oregoonie: BWAH!
Indi: glow in the dark with charlie's new U-235 hard-core maximum protection anti-stink stick!
... I really liked the way it smelled. Like kitchen spice. Pout. Sigh. What the hell does Tom in four-seasons Maine know anyway?