Letter to Santa Meme
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put money in j_i_m_r's expired parking meter (14 points). In February trystan830 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I turned guendalina in for farting in church (3 points). In April I gave wolfemeister a Dutch Oven (10 points). In May I gave doll_paparazzi a kidney (1000 points). In May selenesue and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I helped caitlincw see the light (8 points). In July I pushed gwen_the_potter in the mud (-17 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cayswann (-500 points). In September I helped yzzy hide a body (-173 points). In October I gave sasha_khan a life-saving blood transfusion (500 points). In January on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I helped jillaw across the street (6 points). In August I broke tonwen's X-Box (-12 points). In October I turned beathog in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In November I turned usqueba in for littering (3 points). In January I gave hroar a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I stole bunnyjadwiga's purse (-30 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to count_gunthar in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole katerinfg's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for saffronrose (10 points). Last Friday I pulled copper_oxide's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I put gum in czina's hair (-12 points). Yesterday I pulled over and changed monsqueek's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (951 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
Mistresshuette
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