IMDB fun
Got this from berrybuzz
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie
3. Post them here for everyone to guess
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie
5. No googling/using IMDB search functions.
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1. Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley, got me a live one."
2. Beloved reader, I leave you now with a tale penned by the Abbe du Coulmier, a man who found freedom, in the most unlikeliest of places: at the bottom of an inkwell, on the tip of a quill. However, be forewarned, it's plot is blood-soaked, it's characters depraved, and it's themes... unwholesome at best. But in order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the full measure of man. So come... I Dare you... Turn the page... Quills -
darklingfae 3. Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. Young Frankenstein -
darklingfae 4. Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned
5. Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.The Devil's Rejects -
the_leaking_pen 6. There ain't nuthin' more powerful than the smell of mendacity!
7. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. The Godfather -
berrybuzz and
darklingfae 8. A blessing for the Tsar? Of course! May God bless and keep the Tsar... far away from us! Fiddler on the Roof -
darklingfae 9. Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make.Bram Stoker's Dracula -
darklingfae 10. No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
11. Excuse me while I whip this out. Blazing Saddles -
darklingfae 12. So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation. Rocky Horror Picture Show -
berrybuzz and
darklingfae 13. Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime
14. She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease.
15. My moustache still tastes of your testes! Borat -
darklingfae .
*** I tried to make them fairly easy but I will post any answers that aren't solved next week.