Broan recently pointed out to me that Groupon quoted me to encourage people to go see the Neofuturists.
Check out the reviews section. I'M FAMOUS!
Ok, not really, but that's cool.
Speaking of yelp, oddly enough, a man on the site recently tried to get in my pants by inviting me to a theater that shows gay male pornography and features a "cruising garden" complete with glory holes. It is locally famous for being an anonymous gay sex hot spot. Somebody should inform this guy that I have one vagina too many for such exploits, and also that I don't want to perform oral sex on him anywhere, let alone through a hole in a wall. Maybe completely ignoring him will get the message across loud and clear.