I don't care if you are unappreciative.
Here are some nuggets of Joy from Maddox's "The Alphabet of Manliness":
(Why CJ usually tells me a pre-emptive "Don't cry!" when it seems like I might:)
"Every time a woman starts to cry, a silent timer starts to tick inside a man's head. As each second passes, the man begins to wonder when it's safe to go back to playing video games."
(And this is for you, Sammi:)
"If there's one group of people who aren't beat enough these days, it's children."
I swear to God, I didn't think another man could make me laugh more than Douglas Adams. But damn, this book is so funny!
(Why CJ usually tells me a pre-emptive "Don't cry!" when it seems like I might:)
"Every time a woman starts to cry, a silent timer starts to tick inside a man's head. As each second passes, the man begins to wonder when it's safe to go back to playing video games."
(And this is for you, Sammi:)
"If there's one group of people who aren't beat enough these days, it's children."
I swear to God, I didn't think another man could make me laugh more than Douglas Adams. But damn, this book is so funny!