CJ's soo drunk.
He was pissing me off SOOO badly, until these two things happened:
1) CJ signed AND DATED a contract stating that I may buy anything I want, on the basis that I am sooooo sexy.
2) CJ professed his love to me many times throughout the evening. Example: "I love you so much, I don't even like any other girls. I would punch every girl in the face, except you."
I might end up editing this, if something else so noteworthy occurs.
Edit: I just remembered another one.
3) CJ leaned into my face and said "You're the best looking girl with four eyes I've ever seen."
1) CJ signed AND DATED a contract stating that I may buy anything I want, on the basis that I am sooooo sexy.
2) CJ professed his love to me many times throughout the evening. Example: "I love you so much, I don't even like any other girls. I would punch every girl in the face, except you."
I might end up editing this, if something else so noteworthy occurs.
Edit: I just remembered another one.
3) CJ leaned into my face and said "You're the best looking girl with four eyes I've ever seen."