On the twelfth day of Christmas,
mistressbation sent to me...
Twelve rpgs whining
Eleven strombolis writing
Ten heathens eating
Nine chaos bitching
Eight videogames a-napping
Seven gaywads a-wining
Six hills a-mooching
Five bo-o-o-odacious tatas
Four wireless bras
Three clearance sales
Two reading books
...and a hygiene in a fantasy.
Haha, I love bodacious tatas, but I'm not sure if I need five of them.