YUGIOH!!!!!!!!1

[mistressakene]

It occured to me quite some time ago that I had not updated in more than three months. This is bad. BAD EMO KID! NO RECORDS FOR YOU

Comments

[alikonu]

I like how you're "blazed." Is my dad over again?

Also, did I ever tell you about the Asian from the Future? I sent you my list on Gaia and I did a few of them. You have to do attack descriptons. How the fuck did I forget Joe Rosner? I forgot the hot people in band too.

PS- It's Darrin.
PPS- Look at my icon.

[mistressakene]

I did. I think I stopped breathing temporarily for laughing so hard. Oh man that's good.

I considered Asian from the Future. Now that I think about it, it's a pretty good idea. I'll do attack descriptions and information later after I've had some time to think about it.

Guess what: Joe Rosner is a Wall. Not a Creature. A Wall. I needed that one.

Idea: We need lots of Asian cards to make Asian Attack more effective. It'll just work.

[alikonu]

Asian from the Future could have attacks like:
"mini-labtop ray beam"
"small asian penis cockslap"

i just need quotes from him though.

[mistressakene]

I have quotes from him. He should be compatible with Mr. Happy because he is only four inches.

[alikonu]

How do you have quotes from him? HE DOESN'T TALK.

Mr. Happy does not appreciate this. You will get none of his love if you behave this way.

Gee, don't you miss being online? Want me to send you porn?

[mistressakene]

Maybe later.

Also, he does talk to me. Given, I'm in his Spanish class. I got to hold one of his futuristic gadgets.

No porn for now Ally; my brother's is amusing enough. Want to borrow it? It's funny as hell. This one chick has FUZZY BOOBS!! Not only that but they're obviously fake. It's great as hell.

I'm off.

[alikonu]

Maybe later what?

Well I guess we can watch it together or something. Porn is best in groups anyway.

Jacking off.

[alikonu]

Also, do you remember this guy?

Meggie met him in person at a cosplay convention over the weekend. And guess what?

HE IS A FUCKING GIRL. THE FACT THE IT DOES NOT POSESS A PENIS INFURITATES ME TO NO END. WHAT A WASTE OF SPERM. HOW THE FUCK DID I GET THAT WRONG? HOW IS HE A GIRL? HE IS WAY TOO HOT TO BE A FEMALE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

[mistressakene]

NOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD MARTH GUY BE A GIRL?????

HE IS SO GODDAMN HOT!
I mean... fuck.

[alikonu]

I KNOW RIGHT? Guess you aren't as pissed as me considering you'd hit it anyway. BUT WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER.

[mistressakene]

I know. He was about the equivalent of Thor.

Didn't it say on his site that he was FEMALE? HOW COULD HE LEAVE THAT OUT???

[alikonu]

I.. have no idea. I mean that is one of the first things I'd write on my website if I COSPLAYED AS A VERY SEXY MAN. You know what, fuck that, I would still bone HIM. I'd just pretend HE had a penis.