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mistressakene

I found this on the lj of a user with an amusing name.

Mar 22, 2005 21:13

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alikonu March 22 2005, 18:33:39 UTC

I'm getting tired of commenting on your entries, considering this is your third one. WAIT WAIT, it doesn't matter because I have nothing better to do!

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/320548/
Haha that's retarded.

How much you hate me - -53245230523
how much you love me - WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN!!!!111
how much you can't stand me - this goes with the hate thing
how much you want to have sex with me - if you had a penis, we'd have had sex in 8th grade, and if i had a penis, i'd have lost my virginity to a watermelon
how much more you want to spend time with me -
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
I actually had to look up Shakira lyrics for that.how much you want to kill me - just slap ( ... )

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:35:25 UTC

Wow. That's the first time you've ever told me I smelled nice. Amazing.

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:37:02 UTC

You used to smell bad and then one time I said, "hey, this smells like Mary Susan!" and I buried my face in my pillow and smelled it for a really long time. After I gained conscious I laughed at myself and then probably cried, and then realized I liked the way you smell.

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:37:43 UTC

Thanks. Just for that, I'll keep myself tidy and clean just for you.

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:38:51 UTC

That makes no sense. The way you smell normally is fine, if you smell like soap and female I'll probably get turned off forever.

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:40:05 UTC

What I meant was that I'd brush my hair every other day.

JUST FOR YOU.

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:44:33 UTC

I like the emphasis on JUST FOR YOU, didn't we talk about how you should do corny shit like that more? Tony told me today you should brush your hair more.

You should listen to the Calendar Hung Itself by Bright Eyes.

one_just_for_me March 22 2005, 18:46:40 UTC

that was my first Bright Eyes obssession song..
yes, I WILL but in your conversation like this.

this whole anonymous thing isn't working too well, is it?

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:48:12 UTC

No, it really isn't.

Is it a hobbit thing to butt into conversations? Well, this is the first time, so I'll let you off for now. **takes hobbit off the leash**

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:50:19 UTC

I think I understand why all these emo faggots like Bright Eyes now.

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:53:12 UTC

..............nice.

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:47:08 UTC

Tony? I should take his advise. Then I might get hair like his, which is/should be every man's dream.

I probably should. You have relatively good taste in music so I'll trust you on this.

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:51:42 UTC

Even right after you take a shower you hair is still shit. Face it, you'll never be asian like me. Or whatever the hell Tony is. I think it's just a lucky hair gene.

It reminds me of Reggae. They have some kind of weird background thing going on [if you explain the exact instruments and go into techincal band shit, next time I see you I will knife you].

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:54:10 UTC

I suppose it is. Oh, and don't worry. I won't rant about steel drums and marimbas.

One more thing: Please stop calling my dad Reggae. That is not his name.

alikonu March 22 2005, 18:57:08 UTC

What, does it offend you? Reggae is an awesome name, and he looks like a Reggae too.
Kind of like my dad looks like a Steven. A Steven on mass amounts of cocaine.

mistressakene March 22 2005, 18:59:51 UTC

Not offend so much as... well it's like when you call me black. There's no way of denying it, but you smash it in my face every chance you get.

I just stopped caring.

Cocaine and whatever else he can get with your mom's money.

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