Shopping *can* be fun!
Well, unless you're a complete fucktard, you should know what I did today by the title.
My mom came with my cousin and I so that she could buy me clothes. It was just going to be jeans, but as I was getting dressed, I realized I needed more tshirts. I mean, I'm in desperate need of more long sleeved shirts, but it's not that time of year anymore. I *do* actually have a drawer full of tshirts, but 1/4 are tank tops (not quite *that* warm yet), 1/4 are huge or stained, so they're considered 'bedwear', 1/4 are a wee bit tight and the rest are all good. So of course, I thought it was the end of the world. I was dreading the tshirt hunt.
The jeans shopping came first. I found a pair I liked, and got them plus three pairs of socks. My mom bought them of course. Then I went to sign up to get my taxes done, and while we waited, we went on the hunt for a tshirt. We went to the store that had the Care Bears shirt I saw last week, and my god, I regret it. The lady that was there was too goddamn perky. She was all like "We have belts and purses and bracelets and all sorts of things!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Enter big happy smile). I just showed my mom the shirt I wanted and then foolishly went closer to the back of the store to see if they had anything else. I noticed some nifty pjs. They were zodiac pjs, but they looked comfy. Turns out half the signs are blue and the other half are pink. My mom couldn't find Virgo in blue. I was like "duh, it's too girly, it'll be pink." They didn't have either. I imagine some dumb chicks bought the virgo cuz of the "virgin" aspect of it. Fucking whores, probably lost their virginity at 13 and are trying to get it back. >_> So then the crazy lady suggested underwear..I was like "nooooo..." So my mom said she'd get me the Care Bears tshirt, even though it was 30$. Size time! I'm normally a small. HOLY FUCK!! I swear, the small was like for a 3 year old. And we were in the women's section. I'm afraid to think of what a small in the kid's section is. So I looked at the medium and really saw no difference except maybe an inch or two of fabric. My mom bought it, and at the cash the friggin' scary lady had a pair of Virgo panties waiting for me, like I really wanted them or something. -.- My mom then left us to go grocery shopping.
I got my taxes done (wooh XD I got 19$ back! How's that for not doing anything!), only so that I could get extra money every few months from the government. Then it was betta checking time at Wal-Mart. Guess what! Instead of all the rows being full of sick fish, there were like five left. And I highly doubt they sold all of them in less than a week. Sick fish nonetheless. We can all guess what happened to them. >_> These fish had more water in their cups but of course were sick as hell. I picked one up, who looked just like mine, only..shitty. His scales were like gritty looking and he had a massive hole right in his tail and of course, blood spots at the tip of his tail. Let's just say, those five won't make it, especially since they're not being treated!
Then as I was waiting for my food, I noticed a tshirt I wanted. It was just a simple black shirt with the Batman logo. And boy was I surprised to find out they had women's tshirts. XD! No comic book guy fat shirts for me! Of course, only fat comic book guys like the Green Lantern, so his shirt was outta the question. The lady mentioned they had Superman ones. I almost gave her an evil eye. I just said "no thanks" like I was super disgusted and I was gonna vomit. And I got a nice Rainbow Brite tshirt! Course, my plan was to hide it from mom since they *were* cheaper than the Care Bears shirt, but I still ended up spending like 50$ on them. I was actually gonna return the CB shirt, but I forgot my mom had her receipt in her purse. -.- Let's just say when psycho happy lady found out I was returning the shirt, she almost cried, literally. I think (hope) they were pregnancy hormones because NO ONE is that happy/sad at stupid things. So we went home and mom opened the unknown bag first, and flipped when she saw the extra shirts. So I was just like "but you said I needed new clothes!!!!" So she let me keep them AND the CB shirt! However, I tried the CB shirt and holy shit. I think it's a Medium for girls who are on their way to being mega anorexic. It fit but my boobs were smooshed and I had to take it off in the weirdest way. So I'm just gonna tell my mom to return it and get me the better CB shirt that was at the Batman place or maybe not, I don't know yet. I kinda like the black shirt. >_> White can be quite evil. >
My mom came with my cousin and I so that she could buy me clothes. It was just going to be jeans, but as I was getting dressed, I realized I needed more tshirts. I mean, I'm in desperate need of more long sleeved shirts, but it's not that time of year anymore. I *do* actually have a drawer full of tshirts, but 1/4 are tank tops (not quite *that* warm yet), 1/4 are huge or stained, so they're considered 'bedwear', 1/4 are a wee bit tight and the rest are all good. So of course, I thought it was the end of the world. I was dreading the tshirt hunt.
The jeans shopping came first. I found a pair I liked, and got them plus three pairs of socks. My mom bought them of course. Then I went to sign up to get my taxes done, and while we waited, we went on the hunt for a tshirt. We went to the store that had the Care Bears shirt I saw last week, and my god, I regret it. The lady that was there was too goddamn perky. She was all like "We have belts and purses and bracelets and all sorts of things!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Enter big happy smile). I just showed my mom the shirt I wanted and then foolishly went closer to the back of the store to see if they had anything else. I noticed some nifty pjs. They were zodiac pjs, but they looked comfy. Turns out half the signs are blue and the other half are pink. My mom couldn't find Virgo in blue. I was like "duh, it's too girly, it'll be pink." They didn't have either. I imagine some dumb chicks bought the virgo cuz of the "virgin" aspect of it. Fucking whores, probably lost their virginity at 13 and are trying to get it back. >_> So then the crazy lady suggested underwear..I was like "nooooo..." So my mom said she'd get me the Care Bears tshirt, even though it was 30$. Size time! I'm normally a small. HOLY FUCK!! I swear, the small was like for a 3 year old. And we were in the women's section. I'm afraid to think of what a small in the kid's section is. So I looked at the medium and really saw no difference except maybe an inch or two of fabric. My mom bought it, and at the cash the friggin' scary lady had a pair of Virgo panties waiting for me, like I really wanted them or something. -.- My mom then left us to go grocery shopping.
I got my taxes done (wooh XD I got 19$ back! How's that for not doing anything!), only so that I could get extra money every few months from the government. Then it was betta checking time at Wal-Mart. Guess what! Instead of all the rows being full of sick fish, there were like five left. And I highly doubt they sold all of them in less than a week. Sick fish nonetheless. We can all guess what happened to them. >_> These fish had more water in their cups but of course were sick as hell. I picked one up, who looked just like mine, only..shitty. His scales were like gritty looking and he had a massive hole right in his tail and of course, blood spots at the tip of his tail. Let's just say, those five won't make it, especially since they're not being treated!
Then as I was waiting for my food, I noticed a tshirt I wanted. It was just a simple black shirt with the Batman logo. And boy was I surprised to find out they had women's tshirts. XD! No comic book guy fat shirts for me! Of course, only fat comic book guys like the Green Lantern, so his shirt was outta the question. The lady mentioned they had Superman ones. I almost gave her an evil eye. I just said "no thanks" like I was super disgusted and I was gonna vomit. And I got a nice Rainbow Brite tshirt! Course, my plan was to hide it from mom since they *were* cheaper than the Care Bears shirt, but I still ended up spending like 50$ on them. I was actually gonna return the CB shirt, but I forgot my mom had her receipt in her purse. -.- Let's just say when psycho happy lady found out I was returning the shirt, she almost cried, literally. I think (hope) they were pregnancy hormones because NO ONE is that happy/sad at stupid things. So we went home and mom opened the unknown bag first, and flipped when she saw the extra shirts. So I was just like "but you said I needed new clothes!!!!" So she let me keep them AND the CB shirt! However, I tried the CB shirt and holy shit. I think it's a Medium for girls who are on their way to being mega anorexic. It fit but my boobs were smooshed and I had to take it off in the weirdest way. So I'm just gonna tell my mom to return it and get me the better CB shirt that was at the Batman place or maybe not, I don't know yet. I kinda like the black shirt. >_> White can be quite evil. >