Funnest Game EVER!!!
Okay pplz. I played the wildest Game EVER!!
The Official Dealers McDope's Dealing Game
Its like monopoly
With Drugs.
I learned lots of new things while playing this with my parents.
My mom is a terrible drug dealer, she always gets caught at the borders.
I am amazing at it as long as my dad doesn't take half of all my money twice during the game.
And my dad will win, even though he is only okay at it, why? Because he took all my money.
and I learned a lot of new words. ^_~
While playing this game I really prayed that our house wasn't bugged or anything like that, because some of the stuff said is bound to get us thrown in jail.
Me: "NOOOOooooooooo!!!! Thay took all my weed! My weed..." *sobs* "They took it...And I had 700 lbs of it..."
"Boston is a really good place to sell drugs at, great prices AND nothing bad happens to you there.."
"YES!! I get OPIUM AND HASH!!" (Those sell for a lot more then the other drugs shockingly)
I was in control of the drug ports in Boston, London, and New York.
My dad controlled the drug ports in L.A. Cleveland, Sanfrisisco, and Chicago.
My poor mother controlled no drug ports...poor her man, we made tons of cash off this lady.
There was a lot of cursing, fake crying, losing of our stash, paying cops to keep quiet and let us across the border with our stash.
There are some parts of this game that makes me think I maybe shouldn't have been playing it. XD
I was the person who read the rules. These are the funniest rules on the planet to read out loud, especially with the way I read stuff. It's great. ^_^
So I read the rules. We laughed our asses off.
And then I discovered a second set of rules...
"Want me to read them guys? Even though we are NOT playing them..."
Parents: *still cracking up* "Uh-yeah!"
me: *ahem* "Pervert Rules"
Parents: 0_o "What?!"
me: *pauses* "Oh..wait...I read that wrong, sorry.."
Parents: *sigh of relief*
me: "Perverto Rules"
Mom: "What? Are you still reading that wrong?"
me: "No! Its what it really says"
Dad: "Well read them, come on!"
me: *proceeds to read the rules*
....
....
....
Those rules should never be read by a minor to ones own parents.
ever.
They were really pervert rules.
XD And it was great. XP
Funny as hell...
I can't even begin to go into it in great detail, cuz I would ruin its funny-ness with my unability to convey it to you correctly.
Though we did play this game for 4-5 hours before finally getting tired and quitting.
by which my dad won for having the most money (Almost a million dollars thanks to me, cuz he took half of my money twice, so he got half a million from me each time, cuz I had a million, and to actually win the game you needed to have two million dollars)
But yeah, it was great fun...though I think the game itself was laced with drugs
Cuz this game is from the seventies and they no longer make it (For obvious reasons)
But back then my dad was a pot head. So yeah...it all makes sense. ^_^;
and now I am done. Lizzie is online now.
Must go talk to her.
Ja!
Excerpt from the Rules:
From the rules:
"Leave Doobietown, U.S.A. and journey to an intriguing port of call, score caches of dope and return home anxious to sell. Sounds simple and it is - as long as karma, skill and the roll of the dice are on your side and you don't get hassled at any borders, ripped off by your partners or busted. Yeh, busted. Lots of dealers go to jail. In fact, there are 500 "busted gringos" sitting in Mexican jails right now.
Yes, dealing is a high risk / high gain situation. Remember all dealers play hard, but they don't all play fair. When in doubt ask yourself what McDope would do if he were there."
The Official Dealers McDope's Dealing Game
Its like monopoly
With Drugs.
I learned lots of new things while playing this with my parents.
My mom is a terrible drug dealer, she always gets caught at the borders.
I am amazing at it as long as my dad doesn't take half of all my money twice during the game.
And my dad will win, even though he is only okay at it, why? Because he took all my money.
and I learned a lot of new words. ^_~
While playing this game I really prayed that our house wasn't bugged or anything like that, because some of the stuff said is bound to get us thrown in jail.
Me: "NOOOOooooooooo!!!! Thay took all my weed! My weed..." *sobs* "They took it...And I had 700 lbs of it..."
"Boston is a really good place to sell drugs at, great prices AND nothing bad happens to you there.."
"YES!! I get OPIUM AND HASH!!" (Those sell for a lot more then the other drugs shockingly)
I was in control of the drug ports in Boston, London, and New York.
My dad controlled the drug ports in L.A. Cleveland, Sanfrisisco, and Chicago.
My poor mother controlled no drug ports...poor her man, we made tons of cash off this lady.
There was a lot of cursing, fake crying, losing of our stash, paying cops to keep quiet and let us across the border with our stash.
There are some parts of this game that makes me think I maybe shouldn't have been playing it. XD
I was the person who read the rules. These are the funniest rules on the planet to read out loud, especially with the way I read stuff. It's great. ^_^
So I read the rules. We laughed our asses off.
And then I discovered a second set of rules...
"Want me to read them guys? Even though we are NOT playing them..."
Parents: *still cracking up* "Uh-yeah!"
me: *ahem* "Pervert Rules"
Parents: 0_o "What?!"
me: *pauses* "Oh..wait...I read that wrong, sorry.."
Parents: *sigh of relief*
me: "Perverto Rules"
Mom: "What? Are you still reading that wrong?"
me: "No! Its what it really says"
Dad: "Well read them, come on!"
me: *proceeds to read the rules*
....
....
....
Those rules should never be read by a minor to ones own parents.
ever.
They were really pervert rules.
XD And it was great. XP
Funny as hell...
I can't even begin to go into it in great detail, cuz I would ruin its funny-ness with my unability to convey it to you correctly.
Though we did play this game for 4-5 hours before finally getting tired and quitting.
by which my dad won for having the most money (Almost a million dollars thanks to me, cuz he took half of my money twice, so he got half a million from me each time, cuz I had a million, and to actually win the game you needed to have two million dollars)
But yeah, it was great fun...though I think the game itself was laced with drugs
Cuz this game is from the seventies and they no longer make it (For obvious reasons)
But back then my dad was a pot head. So yeah...it all makes sense. ^_^;
and now I am done. Lizzie is online now.
Must go talk to her.
Ja!
Excerpt from the Rules:
From the rules:
"Leave Doobietown, U.S.A. and journey to an intriguing port of call, score caches of dope and return home anxious to sell. Sounds simple and it is - as long as karma, skill and the roll of the dice are on your side and you don't get hassled at any borders, ripped off by your partners or busted. Yeh, busted. Lots of dealers go to jail. In fact, there are 500 "busted gringos" sitting in Mexican jails right now.
Yes, dealing is a high risk / high gain situation. Remember all dealers play hard, but they don't all play fair. When in doubt ask yourself what McDope would do if he were there."