Work Tales #2
Two women are clinging to each other, drifting from wall to wall like a slow game of Pong. They look lost and confused, so I decide to go collect them.
Me: What are you ladies looking for tonight?
Lady 1: We don't know?
Lady 2: This place is huge!
So, I took them on a tour of the vibrator wall. They petted the silicone vibes, oohed and aahed at the Lelo vibes, and asked about the mechanics and materials of them all. It was soon established that they really didn't know what they were looking for, but they wanted something that would give them internal and external stimulation simultaneously.
I took them over to the rotator wall. These are the ones that have a dildo section that rotates, and a clitoral piece that vibrates. By this point they were interested, but were still not loosening up. I took several toys out, let them play with the controls, told them what to look for in a good toy, and then let them search on their own. They found a line of toys that had suction cups.
L1: What... What are the suction cups for?
Me: So you can stick it to a surface and move on it without having to hold it.
L1 & L2: *eyes glaze over*
Me: Would you like to see one of these in action?
L1 & L2: *nods*
Now, these ladies still seemed pretty uptight, so there was only one thing to do. I took the toy out of the box, grinned at them, wound up, and smacked the suction cup down on the counter at full force.
There it stood, in all its bright fuchsia glory, trembling slightly from the impact and firmly stuck to the counter.
I thought they were going to break in half laughing.
But it worked. I handed the control to L2, and they were both mesmerized with the dances it could do.
They didn't buy anything tonight, because they'd used up all their courage, but they asked for my schedule so they could come back and see me again. I have a feeling they'll know exactly what they want when they come back.
Me: What are you ladies looking for tonight?
Lady 1: We don't know?
Lady 2: This place is huge!
So, I took them on a tour of the vibrator wall. They petted the silicone vibes, oohed and aahed at the Lelo vibes, and asked about the mechanics and materials of them all. It was soon established that they really didn't know what they were looking for, but they wanted something that would give them internal and external stimulation simultaneously.
I took them over to the rotator wall. These are the ones that have a dildo section that rotates, and a clitoral piece that vibrates. By this point they were interested, but were still not loosening up. I took several toys out, let them play with the controls, told them what to look for in a good toy, and then let them search on their own. They found a line of toys that had suction cups.
L1: What... What are the suction cups for?
Me: So you can stick it to a surface and move on it without having to hold it.
L1 & L2: *eyes glaze over*
Me: Would you like to see one of these in action?
L1 & L2: *nods*
Now, these ladies still seemed pretty uptight, so there was only one thing to do. I took the toy out of the box, grinned at them, wound up, and smacked the suction cup down on the counter at full force.
There it stood, in all its bright fuchsia glory, trembling slightly from the impact and firmly stuck to the counter.
I thought they were going to break in half laughing.
But it worked. I handed the control to L2, and they were both mesmerized with the dances it could do.
They didn't buy anything tonight, because they'd used up all their courage, but they asked for my schedule so they could come back and see me again. I have a feeling they'll know exactly what they want when they come back.