So bored...
Cal-cut-her Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
11th June 2012
Best Album:
'Despatch Aleuron Limulus Spurt' 1/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Berserks Reefs Cyclical Norm' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 26th October 2009.)
Records Sold:
76,385 in total (47,048 albums, 29,337 singles).
Reputation:
Ultra-Obscure
Groupies:
As a rather mean spirited practical joke junglemomma informed guy13 that they were pregnant with their child. guy13 suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards.
Othermistress_d_ spent most of 2008 hiding from angry fan's who earnestly threatened to capture Cal-cut-her 's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.
Cal-cut-her Member Profiles
wutheringheight
High pitched, utter, off key shite. No we're not talking about Thom Yorke. We're on about wutheringheight!
crash_dark
Talentless was a word coined by our Lord Jesus Christ to encapsulate crash_dark as a whole.
guy13
guy13 still finds difficulty in producing anything resembling a discernible note from their bass.
razorangel_sin
razorangel_sin's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.
raelilly
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing raelilly, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Kalians Foreruns Wished
Aug 2005
28
Plush Voyaging Teraph
Sep 2005
34
Basilary Cels
Dec 2005
N/A
Graecize Displace Inviscid Bushman Inhibit Teared
Mar 2007
N/A
Swabs Opiate
May 2007
N/A
Kava
Jul 2007
N/A
Bondable Midfield Sepsis Metopons Bimboes
Aug 2008
N/A
Locale
Oct 2008
N/A
Angora
Dec 2008
N/A
Berserks Reefs Cyclical Norm
Oct 2009
N/A
Riggings Peracid Stodgier Psalmic Capstone Bisque
Nov 2009
N/A
Trances Knacking Indigos Miserere Saigas Heeders
Jan 2010
N/A
Pardon Sleekest
Mar 2010
N/A
Chops
Mar 2011
N/A
Expender Voyeurs Cappers Suckle Calk
May 2011
N/A
Shipman Colour Monoxide
Jun 2011
N/A
Weariful Diggings
Sep 2011
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
29
Awny Backwrap Kheths Awayness
Jun 2005
63
Aborters Thicker Indigo Lustrum
Dec 2006
N/A
Despatch Aleuron Limulus Spurt
Jun 2008
N/A
Seccos Felsites
Sep 2009
N/A
Cognate
Jan 2011
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