serial killer much?? #2
okay, so we had a conference in the back yard about how he was NOT living with us and when we were going back into the house, babbs's boy sent her a text (because we left him all alone to keep the crazy guy company, poor him!) that said "serial killer??" hahahahaha!
we go upstairs and i tell him that our landlady has overbooked herself and isn't coming, so we can't really make a decision (NOT true) without her and we definetly can't accept any money (absolutely true) since it's really HER house. he walks around the room a few more times, goes "okay, well, can i use your internet before i go?" and i'm nice so i say yeah, sure and he sits on the floor and i assume takes out his laptop. at this point i wandered into the bathroom and stuck my head out the window to talk to everyone else, who have all (again) vanished into the back yard. he finally comes out and says that he forgot his laptop charger, and asks if he can use my computer. why am i such a nice person?
i lead him downstairs to my computer and he says "well, at least you guys have good taste in movies. you've got serenity, firefly, dogma.... but who has ultraviolet??" as i'm inwardly cringing at the fact that he is a firefly fan i tell him that it's my movie, and he proceeds to go off on a 5 minute rant about how it's a terrible movie that doesn't make any sense. seriously? it's a fucking action movie. it doesn't NEED to make sense! it's just mila jovovitch being hot and beating up guys!!! who gives a shit?
we all almost cheered when he left the house.
apparently while all of the girls were outside, he looked around the bedroom and said to dave, "huh. i guess i'll have to get a bed."
really????
we go upstairs and i tell him that our landlady has overbooked herself and isn't coming, so we can't really make a decision (NOT true) without her and we definetly can't accept any money (absolutely true) since it's really HER house. he walks around the room a few more times, goes "okay, well, can i use your internet before i go?" and i'm nice so i say yeah, sure and he sits on the floor and i assume takes out his laptop. at this point i wandered into the bathroom and stuck my head out the window to talk to everyone else, who have all (again) vanished into the back yard. he finally comes out and says that he forgot his laptop charger, and asks if he can use my computer. why am i such a nice person?
i lead him downstairs to my computer and he says "well, at least you guys have good taste in movies. you've got serenity, firefly, dogma.... but who has ultraviolet??" as i'm inwardly cringing at the fact that he is a firefly fan i tell him that it's my movie, and he proceeds to go off on a 5 minute rant about how it's a terrible movie that doesn't make any sense. seriously? it's a fucking action movie. it doesn't NEED to make sense! it's just mila jovovitch being hot and beating up guys!!! who gives a shit?
we all almost cheered when he left the house.
apparently while all of the girls were outside, he looked around the bedroom and said to dave, "huh. i guess i'll have to get a bed."
really????