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for everyone that was not at hell last night..... here's what you missed.....
ME IN A SEXI COP UNIFORM!!!!!!!
yep that's right.... officer naughty was at the club to regulate last night.......
i got to make lots of arrests, but i'm not stupid, i know everyone just wanted to get frisked by a hott cop.
some lucky ladies got the full cavity search.... no, not THAT cavity-exit only, and heather and this other girl made out the best by getting whipped by my "billy club" on the bar.
this one guy, had balls pretty big. for starters, he didn't recognize it was a cop costume, and walked over to me and told me "wow, you really have the 80's thing down, and it looks hott!" so i told him it was NOT 80's, and he argued that axl rose had the hat i was wearing, and he may have even had the skirt. OKKKK...... let's recap. i was NOT wearing a skirt last night (it was booty shorts), and axl rose, the man's awesome, but he's not half as goood as an officer naughty as miss kristy.
now after getting him to agree that it was a coustume, he wanted to be arrested. he asked me what it took, so i told him he had to be naughty to get arrested. he asked if i was "with anyone", and after i answered, he tried to kiss this shit.
to make a long story short, i told him he was out of my jurisdiction on account of him insulting my get-up, and if he were REALLY trying to be naughty, he wouldn't have cared if i had a boyfriend or not.
asshole.
ME IN A SEXI COP UNIFORM!!!!!!!
yep that's right.... officer naughty was at the club to regulate last night.......
i got to make lots of arrests, but i'm not stupid, i know everyone just wanted to get frisked by a hott cop.
some lucky ladies got the full cavity search.... no, not THAT cavity-exit only, and heather and this other girl made out the best by getting whipped by my "billy club" on the bar.
this one guy, had balls pretty big. for starters, he didn't recognize it was a cop costume, and walked over to me and told me "wow, you really have the 80's thing down, and it looks hott!" so i told him it was NOT 80's, and he argued that axl rose had the hat i was wearing, and he may have even had the skirt. OKKKK...... let's recap. i was NOT wearing a skirt last night (it was booty shorts), and axl rose, the man's awesome, but he's not half as goood as an officer naughty as miss kristy.
now after getting him to agree that it was a coustume, he wanted to be arrested. he asked me what it took, so i told him he had to be naughty to get arrested. he asked if i was "with anyone", and after i answered, he tried to kiss this shit.
to make a long story short, i told him he was out of my jurisdiction on account of him insulting my get-up, and if he were REALLY trying to be naughty, he wouldn't have cared if i had a boyfriend or not.
asshole.