Full Metal Alchemist, "Idiot," Roy/Jean, very hard R

Apr 27, 2007 21:42

Happy "Spank Havoc" Day! I'm not thrilled with this prompt, it didn't give me nearly enough wiggle room, but that's okay, fic's fic, so let's leave it at that.

This one's written with gratitude towards my partner, goathens, for running the anime showing for me so I could write this, because I got busy and didn't prepare it ahead of time ( Read more... )

roy, fanfiction, r, havoc's mom, havoc, fma

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pockygirl April 28 2007, 04:03:00 UTC
Awww, Havo-Mama!
This was cute. I like their dynamic, and i applaud your amazing use of cheatery. <3

fluffly-cute, just what i was in the mood for.

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mistr3ssquickly April 28 2007, 18:27:39 UTC
I love Havoc's mom, she's so fun to play with. XD

I'm glad you liked this, hon! You do realize you're the one who helped me cheat on this, yes? XDDD



~m

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enigmaroolz April 28 2007, 04:12:33 UTC
Awwww! --grin-- I love it! --laughing, imagining Roy trying to get the semen out of his hair--

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mistr3ssquickly April 28 2007, 18:29:25 UTC
He'd have a devil of a time with that, methinks. Oooh, maybe he should take a shower with Havoc, get clean that way ... *mind wanders off*

I'm glad you liked it, hon! Thanks for reading! ♥

~m

PS
Do you like liveaction Japanese stuff, or just anime? I've got two liveaction series to rec, if you're interested. ^^

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enigmaroolz April 29 2007, 00:05:05 UTC
I've never seen liveaction Japanese stuff (unless you count The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise, which I wouldn't). So . . . sure! Sent away!

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mistr3ssquickly April 29 2007, 00:51:24 UTC
Awesome. If you want to look them up, the series I recommend are Nobuta wo Produce and Densha Otoko. Such very, very good stuff. ♥

~m

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crystal_lilly April 28 2007, 04:25:41 UTC
*snerk*

*snicker*

*ROFL*

*dies laughing*

*stomach hurts now*

This is too hilarious. I thought I was going to choke on my drink when I read it. ^___^ And it's all warm and fluffy too... I love the Jean/Roy dynamic. And Jean's mom is so completely cute and clueless!! *starts laughing again*

Ah, you manage to cheer me up so much with so few words. Thank you very much. I love this one!

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mistr3ssquickly April 28 2007, 18:31:54 UTC
*pets your belly and brings you toast* I'm sorry! XD

I'm so glad you liked this, and that it made you laugh! You said you wanted both halfnaked Roy cuddling wheelchair bound Jean and pure unadulterated fluff, and this is what we got. XD

Thanks for reading, dear! ♥

~m

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havocmangawip April 28 2007, 08:16:04 UTC
Loved it! Yes, getting a room at the inn is a MUCH better idea.XD

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mistr3ssquickly April 28 2007, 18:32:30 UTC
Seriously. Why didn't they think of that before? XDDD

Thanks for reading, hon! ♥

~m

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grass_angel April 28 2007, 12:31:44 UTC
Right, Ms. Havoc, right... *edges away from her* You obviously didn't get the pun. (Either of the two would work.)

And I have to ask: Is goathens supposed to be read as 'go athens' or 'goat hens'?

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mistr3ssquickly April 28 2007, 18:34:31 UTC
Now really, why would such a nice young man as Roy Mustang be spanking her son? I doubt that would ever cross her mind. XD

"Goathens" comes from a sign at our high school that was, indeed, supposed to read "Go Athens." However, the person who made the sign didn't capitalize "Athens" and didn't space the words very well, so it looked like "goat hens." My partner drew a goat hen laying a football-shaped egg, and the image stuck. That's been a good seven years ago now, and we're still laughing about it.

~m

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