Molly and David: NSFW
Ok I usually don't use my livejournal, not this one anyway, for personal stuff, but this is just too good, and I don't think I could put it into fiction well enough to do it justice. (story's worksafe, no worries)
Our bathroom sink is clogged--too much David hair, I think, from when he shaves--so we called maintenance today to come give it the Liquid Plumber treatment. I'm sitting at my desk in the bedroom, writing, when he shows up, so David answers the door and shows him into the bathroom. Comes into the bedroom a minute later, bright red (mind that David doesn't blush, normally) with our bottle of lube in his hand.
And giving me the strangest look.
Now you should know that, for Ohayocon, David is cosplaying Gendou from Evangelion. It's a good cosplay for him, nice and comfy, and his hairstyle/facial hair/glasses are very Gendou-ish, so he'll do this cosplay at multiple cons, kind of like my pajama Naruto cosplay. Joking around with him about this cosplay, I got the idea that I could dress up as his Shinji (Gendou's son) and he could lead me around on a leash and collar and kick me (because that's what Gendou does to his son, metaphorically), and I could wear a sign on my back that reads "KICK ME, DADDY."
Fun stuff.
So we got a collar last night, nice leather thing with studs, and I soaked it in water and put it on so that it would shape to my neck, rather than choke me. It's real leather, so it itches, and so I've been wearing it around, with the leash, to get my body oil into it, make it smooth and non-itchy.
See the problem yet?
The maintenance guy didn't see me in the collar, nor did he see the lube (I don't think), but good grief, David and I really ought to replace our Christmas decoration on the front door with a sign that reads WARNING: CONTENTS NSFW.
That is all.
~m
Our bathroom sink is clogged--too much David hair, I think, from when he shaves--so we called maintenance today to come give it the Liquid Plumber treatment. I'm sitting at my desk in the bedroom, writing, when he shows up, so David answers the door and shows him into the bathroom. Comes into the bedroom a minute later, bright red (mind that David doesn't blush, normally) with our bottle of lube in his hand.
And giving me the strangest look.
Now you should know that, for Ohayocon, David is cosplaying Gendou from Evangelion. It's a good cosplay for him, nice and comfy, and his hairstyle/facial hair/glasses are very Gendou-ish, so he'll do this cosplay at multiple cons, kind of like my pajama Naruto cosplay. Joking around with him about this cosplay, I got the idea that I could dress up as his Shinji (Gendou's son) and he could lead me around on a leash and collar and kick me (because that's what Gendou does to his son, metaphorically), and I could wear a sign on my back that reads "KICK ME, DADDY."
Fun stuff.
So we got a collar last night, nice leather thing with studs, and I soaked it in water and put it on so that it would shape to my neck, rather than choke me. It's real leather, so it itches, and so I've been wearing it around, with the leash, to get my body oil into it, make it smooth and non-itchy.
See the problem yet?
The maintenance guy didn't see me in the collar, nor did he see the lube (I don't think), but good grief, David and I really ought to replace our Christmas decoration on the front door with a sign that reads WARNING: CONTENTS NSFW.
That is all.
~m