omg the funniest thing EVER!
So i was just getting really bored when x stumblinglight (4:48:46 PM): I JUST... OH MY... HOLY... F***
mcvortex2 (4:48:55 PM): ?? what?
x stumblinglight (4:49:27 PM): A FLY... A HUGE ELEPHANT OF A FLY... FLEW INTO MY MOUTH... AND DOWN MY *THROAT*... AND IT MADE ME *EAT IT*
mcvortex2 (4:49:41 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mcvortex2 (4:49:46 PM): OMG
x stumblinglight (4:49:53 PM): IT WAS F***ING HUGE OMG
mcvortex2 (4:49:57 PM): that means its alive in your tummy eww its swimming and drowning in fluids
x stumblinglight (4:50:10 PM): *beats self to death*
mcvortex2 (4:50:21 PM): omg ewwwwwwwwwww
x stumblinglight (4:50:23 PM): FASTER STOMACH ACIDS, KILL KILL
mcvortex2 (4:50:29 PM): can you feel it moving lol
x stumblinglight (4:50:43 PM): well NOW I CAN
mcvortex2 (4:50:44 PM): i bet with a stethascope you could hear it buzzing lol
mcvortex2 (4:50:56 PM): LMAO omgh cant type lol
mcvortex2 (4:51:09 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LMAO
x stumblinglight (4:51:28 PM): STOP LAUGHING
mcvortex2 (4:51:35 PM): omg thts sooooo grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
x stumblinglight (4:51:48 PM): oh my god, it's alive in there and in my stomach and OH MY GOD I'LL HAVE TO SHIT IT OUT
mcvortex2 (4:51:50 PM): buzz buzz drown choke sputter
mcvortex2 (4:52:03 PM): L
MAO\ stoip
mcvortex2 (4:52:18 PM): dies laughing
mcvortex2 (4:52:31 PM): thats sooo grosssss
mcvortex2 (4:53:11 PM): go drink some pop
x stumblinglight (4:53:13 PM): i'm like that old woman. who ate the fly. PERHAPS I'LL DIE!!!!
mcvortex2 (4:53:19 PM): that has lots of acid
mcvortex2 (4:53:22 PM): lol
x stumblinglight (4:53:50 PM): maybe i'll just drink vinegar
x stumblinglight (4:53:53 PM): or, or neat gin
mcvortex2 (4:53:57 PM): yea lol
mcvortex2 (4:54:01 PM): that will work
mcvortex2 (4:55:14 PM): i would die!
x stumblinglight (4:55:27 PM): now i have to eat a spider to kill the fly
mcvortex2 (4:55:44 PM): ewwwwwwwww thats not even funny.
x stumblinglight (4:56:21 PM): and then i have to eat a bird to kill the spider... and a cat to kill the bird... and then a dog to kill the cat... and then a cow to kill the dog, and then a horse to kill the cow, and then... and then... I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE RHYME!
mcvortex2 (4:57:43 PM): lol omg and just when i was so bored!
x stumblinglight (4:58:10 PM): d'you think it's dead yet?!?
mcvortex2 (4:58:38 PM): it's probably slowly being eaten to death by your acids and suffering lol
x stumblinglight (4:58:45 PM): GOOD
mcvortex2 (4:58:49 PM): lol
mcvortex2 (4:59:00 PM): or it drowned right away and all is good.
x stumblinglight (5:01:14 PM): it's going to... it... my intestines... and it's legs...
mcvortex2 (5:01:24 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww
mcvortex2 (5:01:48 PM): hat if it flies around in your stomach and up into your windpipe
mcvortex2 (5:02:03 PM): ewwwww and lays eggs lol
x stumblinglight (5:02:10 PM): and now i am scared shitless, thankyou mistopher.
x stumblinglight (5:02:26 PM): LAYS EGGS OH MY FUCK I'M GOING TO BE SHITTING MAGGOTS
mcvortex2 (5:03:07 PM): lol omg eww no the eggs would die
mcvortex2 (5:03:14 PM): they couldnt live inside you.
x stumblinglight (5:03:48 PM): what if it's flying around... and it finds... it finds, like, a little random tear or something in my stomach lining and it thinks, oh goody, the perfect place to lay my eggs!
mcvortex2 (5:04:02 PM): the acid kills everything!
x stumblinglight (5:04:15 PM): yes but it's the PRINCIPAL
x stumblinglight (5:04:22 PM): i might have BABY FLIES
x stumblinglight (5:04:25 PM): in my STOMACH
mcvortex2 (5:04:28 PM): lol ewwwwwww
mcvortex2 (5:05:03 PM): and they would be HUGE cause the mom is huge
mcvortex2 (5:05:45 PM): you could incubate them
mcvortex2 (5:05:58 PM): then crap them out and they will hatch
mcvortex2 (5:06:56 PM): awww your a fly mommy
x stumblinglight (5:07:09 PM): *cries*
mcvortex2 (5:07:33 PM): awww its ok you'll be a good mommy lol
x stumblinglight (5:07:59 PM): *sobs*
mcvortex2 (5:08:09 PM): awwwwww dont cry m kessy
mcvortex2 (5:08:17 PM): its dead already im sure
x stumblinglight (5:08:37 PM): it better be
mcvortex2 (5:08:50 PM): it is.
stumblinglight (5:15:26 PM): i bet it was diseased. flies carry around diseases. like... like... like rubelle and OMG THE BLACK DEATH
mcvortex2 (5:15:40 PM): lol ewwwww no way
mcvortex2 (5:15:56 PM): besides there are no cases of the black death its eradicated
mcvortex2 (5:16:07 PM): you can only get thet if it leaks from the cdc
x stumblinglight (5:16:25 PM): okay, but RUBELLA?! cholera?? smallpox??? HIV?!!??
mcvortex2 (5:16:36 PM): they dont carry hiv
mcvortex2 (5:16:43 PM): cholera is in the water
mcvortex2 (5:16:56 PM): smallpox is airborne
mcvortex2 (5:17:03 PM): and um i dunno about ruebella
x stumblinglight (5:17:14 PM): you... you know too much, i bet YOU set it on me
mcvortex2 (5:17:20 PM): lmao
mcvortex2 (5:17:23 PM): you caught me
mcvortex2 (5:17:35 PM): it must be that killer fly i set off on kem
mcvortex2 (5:17:43 PM): it got sidetracked
x stumblinglight (5:17:49 PM): *sobs*
mcvortex2 (5:18:12 PM): dont worry i knew this might happen emails you the vaccined conversation happened i was laughing soo hard!
mcvortex2 (4:48:55 PM): ?? what?
x stumblinglight (4:49:27 PM): A FLY... A HUGE ELEPHANT OF A FLY... FLEW INTO MY MOUTH... AND DOWN MY *THROAT*... AND IT MADE ME *EAT IT*
mcvortex2 (4:49:41 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mcvortex2 (4:49:46 PM): OMG
x stumblinglight (4:49:53 PM): IT WAS F***ING HUGE OMG
mcvortex2 (4:49:57 PM): that means its alive in your tummy eww its swimming and drowning in fluids
x stumblinglight (4:50:10 PM): *beats self to death*
mcvortex2 (4:50:21 PM): omg ewwwwwwwwwww
x stumblinglight (4:50:23 PM): FASTER STOMACH ACIDS, KILL KILL
mcvortex2 (4:50:29 PM): can you feel it moving lol
x stumblinglight (4:50:43 PM): well NOW I CAN
mcvortex2 (4:50:44 PM): i bet with a stethascope you could hear it buzzing lol
mcvortex2 (4:50:56 PM): LMAO omgh cant type lol
mcvortex2 (4:51:09 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LMAO
x stumblinglight (4:51:28 PM): STOP LAUGHING
mcvortex2 (4:51:35 PM): omg thts sooooo grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
x stumblinglight (4:51:48 PM): oh my god, it's alive in there and in my stomach and OH MY GOD I'LL HAVE TO SHIT IT OUT
mcvortex2 (4:51:50 PM): buzz buzz drown choke sputter
mcvortex2 (4:52:03 PM): L
MAO\ stoip
mcvortex2 (4:52:18 PM): dies laughing
mcvortex2 (4:52:31 PM): thats sooo grosssss
mcvortex2 (4:53:11 PM): go drink some pop
x stumblinglight (4:53:13 PM): i'm like that old woman. who ate the fly. PERHAPS I'LL DIE!!!!
mcvortex2 (4:53:19 PM): that has lots of acid
mcvortex2 (4:53:22 PM): lol
x stumblinglight (4:53:50 PM): maybe i'll just drink vinegar
x stumblinglight (4:53:53 PM): or, or neat gin
mcvortex2 (4:53:57 PM): yea lol
mcvortex2 (4:54:01 PM): that will work
mcvortex2 (4:55:14 PM): i would die!
x stumblinglight (4:55:27 PM): now i have to eat a spider to kill the fly
mcvortex2 (4:55:44 PM): ewwwwwwwww thats not even funny.
x stumblinglight (4:56:21 PM): and then i have to eat a bird to kill the spider... and a cat to kill the bird... and then a dog to kill the cat... and then a cow to kill the dog, and then a horse to kill the cow, and then... and then... I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE RHYME!
mcvortex2 (4:57:43 PM): lol omg and just when i was so bored!
x stumblinglight (4:58:10 PM): d'you think it's dead yet?!?
mcvortex2 (4:58:38 PM): it's probably slowly being eaten to death by your acids and suffering lol
x stumblinglight (4:58:45 PM): GOOD
mcvortex2 (4:58:49 PM): lol
mcvortex2 (4:59:00 PM): or it drowned right away and all is good.
x stumblinglight (5:01:14 PM): it's going to... it... my intestines... and it's legs...
mcvortex2 (5:01:24 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww
mcvortex2 (5:01:48 PM): hat if it flies around in your stomach and up into your windpipe
mcvortex2 (5:02:03 PM): ewwwww and lays eggs lol
x stumblinglight (5:02:10 PM): and now i am scared shitless, thankyou mistopher.
x stumblinglight (5:02:26 PM): LAYS EGGS OH MY FUCK I'M GOING TO BE SHITTING MAGGOTS
mcvortex2 (5:03:07 PM): lol omg eww no the eggs would die
mcvortex2 (5:03:14 PM): they couldnt live inside you.
x stumblinglight (5:03:48 PM): what if it's flying around... and it finds... it finds, like, a little random tear or something in my stomach lining and it thinks, oh goody, the perfect place to lay my eggs!
mcvortex2 (5:04:02 PM): the acid kills everything!
x stumblinglight (5:04:15 PM): yes but it's the PRINCIPAL
x stumblinglight (5:04:22 PM): i might have BABY FLIES
x stumblinglight (5:04:25 PM): in my STOMACH
mcvortex2 (5:04:28 PM): lol ewwwwwww
mcvortex2 (5:05:03 PM): and they would be HUGE cause the mom is huge
mcvortex2 (5:05:45 PM): you could incubate them
mcvortex2 (5:05:58 PM): then crap them out and they will hatch
mcvortex2 (5:06:56 PM): awww your a fly mommy
x stumblinglight (5:07:09 PM): *cries*
mcvortex2 (5:07:33 PM): awww its ok you'll be a good mommy lol
x stumblinglight (5:07:59 PM): *sobs*
mcvortex2 (5:08:09 PM): awwwwww dont cry m kessy
mcvortex2 (5:08:17 PM): its dead already im sure
x stumblinglight (5:08:37 PM): it better be
mcvortex2 (5:08:50 PM): it is.
stumblinglight (5:15:26 PM): i bet it was diseased. flies carry around diseases. like... like... like rubelle and OMG THE BLACK DEATH
mcvortex2 (5:15:40 PM): lol ewwwww no way
mcvortex2 (5:15:56 PM): besides there are no cases of the black death its eradicated
mcvortex2 (5:16:07 PM): you can only get thet if it leaks from the cdc
x stumblinglight (5:16:25 PM): okay, but RUBELLA?! cholera?? smallpox??? HIV?!!??
mcvortex2 (5:16:36 PM): they dont carry hiv
mcvortex2 (5:16:43 PM): cholera is in the water
mcvortex2 (5:16:56 PM): smallpox is airborne
mcvortex2 (5:17:03 PM): and um i dunno about ruebella
x stumblinglight (5:17:14 PM): you... you know too much, i bet YOU set it on me
mcvortex2 (5:17:20 PM): lmao
mcvortex2 (5:17:23 PM): you caught me
mcvortex2 (5:17:35 PM): it must be that killer fly i set off on kem
mcvortex2 (5:17:43 PM): it got sidetracked
x stumblinglight (5:17:49 PM): *sobs*
mcvortex2 (5:18:12 PM): dont worry i knew this might happen emails you the vaccined conversation happened i was laughing soo hard!