Echoes of the past
Had a peek at my old livejournal Furious_Angelo (there is also Gentle_illusion for genuinly arcaic fun if you wish) and I found this. A letter to God begging to get into uni. I felt the need to share :D
"Oh great, wise, beardy, hopefully-has-a-sense-of-humour-ed, Divine, lovely, clever, celestial one......(Great work with that whole moses thing btw, have you been working out? you don't look a day over 2 million) as you know tomorow shall be a true day of reckoning for many a young youthy youths. A day of revelation (But hopefully not THE revelation, man would THAT suck) of great joy and of great sorrow. A day when many a fate are decided and a day when it is in fact, a day. I know i haven't been the best christian in the world and i know that if certain thousands of people read this entry they would probably burn me at the stake for being so bloody cheeky. Yes i know i use you name in vain (I'm only calling for help, y'know. and i think it should be quite flattering that i feel the urge to shout your name in moments of great....er...joy. I praise of you. again.) i know i only go to church once a year (And thats only really for the dolly mixtures they use on the christingle....i would go, if i hadn't been mentally scarred from having to sit through 18 christenings at St James-the most boring church in all of creation. Seriously, some divine poking is in order methinks) And i'm not even pure (On the outside OR the inside....but surely that doesn't count so bad if it was with a son of preacher man? And anyway, why would you want to use my body anyway? I have a gimpy leg).
BUT
I really really really want this. SO bad. to spread joy and mirth to the people. Is not wisdom one of your seven virtues? If i go to uni i shall gain MORE wisdom making it not only suggestive but OBLIGATORY that i go for the good of mankind. PLUS am i not demonstrating hope? And faith? and fortitude? I HOPE to get in, i have FAITH that this will happen, and my FORTITUDE has kept me goin' on. Thats 4 virtues. So......there.
So anyway, please grant me this and i will not ask for your help again. Unless i really need to. Like if a dinosaur was eating my house or something. Thanking you in advance (For at the very least, NOT sending me straight to hell for this blasphemous letter, or better yet, for not sending me to hell at all please no).
your christian (Maybe LJ?!) friend,
Jenny.
Amen.
P.s. Good work with xmas, genius man.
Edit:God has been suspended from Lj!!! Wow...and you think you know someone...."
Hmmm...and now I'm hearing very spiritual flute music.....has he finally gotten back to me?!
J
"Oh great, wise, beardy, hopefully-has-a-sense-of-humour-ed, Divine, lovely, clever, celestial one......(Great work with that whole moses thing btw, have you been working out? you don't look a day over 2 million) as you know tomorow shall be a true day of reckoning for many a young youthy youths. A day of revelation (But hopefully not THE revelation, man would THAT suck) of great joy and of great sorrow. A day when many a fate are decided and a day when it is in fact, a day. I know i haven't been the best christian in the world and i know that if certain thousands of people read this entry they would probably burn me at the stake for being so bloody cheeky. Yes i know i use you name in vain (I'm only calling for help, y'know. and i think it should be quite flattering that i feel the urge to shout your name in moments of great....er...joy. I praise of you. again.) i know i only go to church once a year (And thats only really for the dolly mixtures they use on the christingle....i would go, if i hadn't been mentally scarred from having to sit through 18 christenings at St James-the most boring church in all of creation. Seriously, some divine poking is in order methinks) And i'm not even pure (On the outside OR the inside....but surely that doesn't count so bad if it was with a son of preacher man? And anyway, why would you want to use my body anyway? I have a gimpy leg).
BUT
I really really really want this. SO bad. to spread joy and mirth to the people. Is not wisdom one of your seven virtues? If i go to uni i shall gain MORE wisdom making it not only suggestive but OBLIGATORY that i go for the good of mankind. PLUS am i not demonstrating hope? And faith? and fortitude? I HOPE to get in, i have FAITH that this will happen, and my FORTITUDE has kept me goin' on. Thats 4 virtues. So......there.
So anyway, please grant me this and i will not ask for your help again. Unless i really need to. Like if a dinosaur was eating my house or something. Thanking you in advance (For at the very least, NOT sending me straight to hell for this blasphemous letter, or better yet, for not sending me to hell at all please no).
your christian (Maybe LJ?!) friend,
Jenny.
Amen.
P.s. Good work with xmas, genius man.
Edit:God has been suspended from Lj!!! Wow...and you think you know someone...."
Hmmm...and now I'm hearing very spiritual flute music.....has he finally gotten back to me?!
J