So i had this conversation...

[mistique_drake]

WITH A PERSON WHO WILL REMAIN UNKNOWN DUE TO SOME VIOLENT CIRCUMSTANCES

I b Dahme: ninja BOOM
BOOGERFACE: ...ninja...idk SLAP
I b Dahme: KARATE chop ... waBAM
BOOGERFACE: JU-DOU KICK
I b Dahme: no no
I b Dahme: you cant be a ninja
I b Dahme: *waves champain bottle furiously in the air and points to oneself in the repition of I* I AM THE FUCKING NINJA got it hoe?
I b Dahme: I I I carry out ninja functions.
BOOGERFACE: first off...champagne...and uh...no. b/c i've got the ninja kitty so me and the kitty...yeah those would be our ninja functions nikkuh.
I b Dahme: but see you are a EFFIN pirate monkey
BOOGERFACE: that's only one of my aliases.
I b Dahme: kicks your CAR
BOOGERFACE: no.no.no.no.no. you go kick derek's car.
I b Dahme: his car = beautiful presence
BOOGERFACE: beautiful presence?
BOOGERFACE: what?
I b Dahme: PUNCHES YOU>>> didnt see that coming did you? FIREMAN
BOOGERFACE: *ducked* uh yeah b/c uh I'M A FRAKIN PIRATE NINJA
BOOGERFACE: ...
BOOGERFACE: duh
I b Dahme: yeah yeah... OH YEAH?
I b Dahme: *flicks you in the eye* ... YEAH
BOOGERFACE: uh...OW!
I b Dahme: yeah, see NO YOU DIDNT C
I b Dahme: haha
BOOGERFACE: loser
I b Dahme: OH NO