Eridan: Be a Human.

[misterwwizard]

(action: 1445 Mitchell, mid-afternoon

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[miraculls]

Yooooooo, that be my motherfuckin' fishbro's voice what all up in this miracle audio tube and shit? Uhhhh, my bad if it ain't.

[misterwwizard]

[He freezes when he hears Gamzee's voice... Even though it was his normal, chill motherfucker self. It was the last voice he really wanted to hear. After a few moments, he finally gets the courage to speak]

Gamz, this audio tube clearly isn't some kind of fakey bullshit miracle...

[miraculls]

[trollololol problem eridan]

Course it is, my brother. Ain't no other way your voice could be all traveling and shit down these tiny wires to my motherfuckin' fine auricular sponge clots.

[misterwwizard]

[he relaxes slightly, Gamzee's not all that bad.]

There's obviously a fuckin' scientific explanation! [he sighs]

How long have you been here?

[miraculls]

Uhhhhh...about a night? I think? Shit, bro, did you know the motherfuckin' starmonkeys here be going to sleep at night and do all their shit when the sun's up? Shit be weird as fuck!

[misterwwizard]

Ugh. How the fuckin' hell do you even function when that fuckin' blazing star is up in the sky?

[miraculls]

Naaaw, it ain't like back home, it don't hurt none here. Makes shit real bright and pretty.

Eridan: Further research Gamzee's claim (1/2)

[misterwwizard]

Hold on a second Gamz. I've got to see this for my own fuckin' eyes.

[He puts the phone down for a moment to open up the window...]

2/2

[misterwwizard]

[He opens the curtains on his window - Bright, broad daylight. The inital reaction is very obvious.]

FUCKIN' HALIBUT THAT'S BRIGHT! MY EYES!

[after a few minutes of getting adjusted, he goes back to the phone]

That was pretty fuckin' different. I can't see myself enjoyin' it that much though.