You? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, I've kind of accepted this place's decisions using me as their own personal convenient receptacle for whatever cascading vomit waterfalls its decided to send my way each morning, but you take the fucking grubloaf!
Wait, no, I changed my mind! This is great! Enjoy your new squishy pink self while it lasts, fuckass, because it's going to be expertly carved into tasteful douchebag slivers any time I happen to feel like it.
What point on the timeline are you from, shit can?
Oh hi Kar, comin' on strong as usual I see! That death threat was just oozing with the blackness. Well, fillin' my fuckin' quadrants is the least fuckin' important thing on my mind right now!
Last thing I remember is that Kan sawed me the fuck in two.
How many times do I have to tell you that any and all hate I have for you is completely platonic? You're such a worthless shit stain that that quadrant is completely outside the realm of possibility, so don't fucking worry, not that you're ever thinking of anything but the sorry state of your quadrants.
And that doesn't even fucking make sense. If you're some beta doomed timeline piece of shit then that would really just ruin my day all over again.
There's nothin' wrong with me Kar, just doin' my fuckin' duty as the Prince of Hope!
Apparently Kan didn't die, Kar! I told her I wouldn't kill her! See? I'm true to my fuckin' word. I know I can be a bit of a pain in the ass kar but I'm royalty, I have to be high fuckin' maintenance.
You? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, I've kind of accepted this place's decisions using me as their own personal convenient receptacle for whatever cascading vomit waterfalls its decided to send my way each morning, but you take the fucking grubloaf!
Wait, no, I changed my mind! This is great! Enjoy your new squishy pink self while it lasts, fuckass, because it's going to be expertly carved into tasteful douchebag slivers any time I happen to feel like it.
What point on the timeline are you from, shit can?
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Last thing I remember is that Kan sawed me the fuck in two.
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And that doesn't even fucking make sense. If you're some beta doomed timeline piece of shit then that would really just ruin my day all over again.
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Would you think I'd be the type to fuckin' lie about that sort of thing? Honest to glub, Kan fuckin' killed me.
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She was nice to you, despite you being basically impossible to put up with, and she was my best friend. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Apparently Kan didn't die, Kar! I told her I wouldn't kill her! See? I'm true to my fuckin' word. I know I can be a bit of a pain in the ass kar but I'm royalty, I have to be high fuckin' maintenance.
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