'Carma': Oh, sweetheart, you're so cruel
...Guys, remember my somewhat-sleek Nokia 6300b?
Uh, yeah. It's broken. Trashed. Literally BENT IN FUCKING TWO.
Okay. So. I was wearing this long, black (and shamelessly phony) GUCCI coat. The pockets were rather spacey, so I thought, hey! Why not leave my cellphone in there? While I was getting in the car, I didn't realize the entire right side of my coat was hanging out of the door. I slammed the car door shut, and heard a 'clank' - okay, I thought, the door's closed.
And then the door flew open. I was like, wtf? So I banged it shut again. And it flew open. And I looked down to see my coat flattened against the car ledge. Okay, I thought, whatever. It's a coat. I pulled it in, and closed the door.
When I got home, I reached for my cell, and found it LITERALLY BENT - ALMOST IN AN 'L' SHAPE. GUYS, I. AM. SUCH. A. DUMBASS.
(and, uh, in case anyone actually gives a shit, this is the reason my MSN screenname's 'Carma'.)
Uh, yeah. It's broken. Trashed. Literally BENT IN FUCKING TWO.
Okay. So. I was wearing this long, black (and shamelessly phony) GUCCI coat. The pockets were rather spacey, so I thought, hey! Why not leave my cellphone in there? While I was getting in the car, I didn't realize the entire right side of my coat was hanging out of the door. I slammed the car door shut, and heard a 'clank' - okay, I thought, the door's closed.
And then the door flew open. I was like, wtf? So I banged it shut again. And it flew open. And I looked down to see my coat flattened against the car ledge. Okay, I thought, whatever. It's a coat. I pulled it in, and closed the door.
When I got home, I reached for my cell, and found it LITERALLY BENT - ALMOST IN AN 'L' SHAPE. GUYS, I. AM. SUCH. A. DUMBASS.
(and, uh, in case anyone actually gives a shit, this is the reason my MSN screenname's 'Carma'.)