pain, and not of the Emo variety
Want to hear about pain? I bought a new pair of pants for my new job, and when I went to put them on, I noticed a little "Inspected by No. 12" sticker in my left front pocket. I thought nothing of it, and threw it into my wastebasket. Or at least I thought I did. Now, after that I put on some underwear, then put on my pants, and finished dressing, and off to work I went.
Later on last night, I am at Audrey's, and I go to use the bathroom. I start to pee, and begin to do what I often do in the middle of a big pee, I begin to touch my testicles ever so slightly, you know, because it feels nice, and to check for testicular cancer. So what to I find on my testicles, but a piece of paper. Not just a piece of paper, but a sticker stuck to my TESTICLES!!!!!!! It reads "Inspected by No.12", and boy did it hurt getting off of my testicles.
Later on last night, I am at Audrey's, and I go to use the bathroom. I start to pee, and begin to do what I often do in the middle of a big pee, I begin to touch my testicles ever so slightly, you know, because it feels nice, and to check for testicular cancer. So what to I find on my testicles, but a piece of paper. Not just a piece of paper, but a sticker stuck to my TESTICLES!!!!!!! It reads "Inspected by No.12", and boy did it hurt getting off of my testicles.