Geez, I thought that crazy forest was going to go on forever! I'm in Goldenrod now. Finally! A real city! I think I'll settle here for awhile. There seems like there's all kinds of fun stuff for a guy like me to get into -- they even have a casino! How about that? Well, okay, they call it a Game Corner, but I think we all know any place where you can lose money at cards or slots is a casino. Kinda sad they don't have roulette wheels or blackjack but, hey, can't have everything. I don't think these people even know what a scotch on the rocks is, either.
OH! I almost forgot. That trip over the river and through the woods, woods, and more woods wasn't totally fruitless!
I caught a green bean.
[He adjusts the camera slightly to show what's in his lap!]