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SHOWS! The Institute, my wee improv company is DOING STUFF! Turn up. Dates are these.
Wed 8th Nov, 2130 at the Canal Cafe Theatre in Little Venice (fewer canals, but enough to warrant a cafe)
Also Wed 22nd? of the November. Same Deal.
If you're free, please rock up next week, we'd appreciate the audience for the first show.
More here... theinstitutesmyspace@myspace.com oh yeah.
1. How old do you wish you were?
23, good age.
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In my room in my parents house. I have witnessess. Back off.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
VENGEANCE!
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes. I think I'm wrong.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
Edinburgh, anything magical, otherwise I'd not bother.
6. If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
japanese
7. Do you know your neighbours?
Some, not all, not that well.
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Time off in excess of three days. It's been a while.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Where? No.
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Right now? No. Generally... I vary.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
A bit. I have no axiom here.
13. Dream job?
Liberal Super Villain.
14. Favorite channels?
No longer applicable.
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Statistically, work. Actually... umm... I'd like to say a park, but that'd give you the impression that I've done that. Ever. I just like the idea.
16. Showers or bath?
Shower in the AM, bath in the PM.
17. Do you paint your nails?
no
18. Do you trust people easily?
50/50
19. What are your phobias?
Eye surgery and finger injury.
20. Do you want kids?
At some point. Not now.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
no
22. Where would you rather be right now?
On stage.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
I imagine financial security will, I may never know.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Heavy
25. Are you paranoid?
Yes
26. Are you impatient?
No.
27. Who can you relate to?
Most people.
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
I'm not against them, but saying I'm pro-interracial relationships makes it sound like I'm into eugenics.
29. Have you been burned by love?
Repeatedly. Severely. Hope to be again soon.
30. What's your life motto?
Try not to be a prick.
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
The Kids in the Hall Theme/Rebel Rebel
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Reading a book on political history.
33. Who was your last text message from?
My boss at ITN.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown. With an orange mushroom cloud. Available from defunker.com
36. Most recent movie you watched?
All Of Me. A Steve Martin Classic.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
at ALL times? Assuming we're not being to fucking pedantic.
1. Wallet and tat.
2. Keys. if you've been to my house you'll know why.
3. A Pen.
4. My Diary.
5. A book.
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Right now. Brown sheets, cream duvet and pillow covers.
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
£60
40. What is your favorite part of chicken?
The meat.
41. What's your favorite town/city?
Edinburgh in summer, London in winter, I'll give New York City spring and Liverpool can have Autumn fo r old times sake.
42. I cant wait ‘til...
I have a secure job, my own house, a stable relationship, a dog and superpowers. I might be a while... bollocks.
43. What did you have for dinner last night?
A tuna sandwich and a lot of raisins. YEAH! the freelance diet.
44. How tall are you barefoot?
About 5'9". Maybe.
45. Have you ever smoked crack?
No.
46. Do you own a gun?
No.
47. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea.
48. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I'll let you know when I figure that out.
49. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.
50. What time did you wake up today?
0730, 0800, 0859, 0930, 0940, 0950, 1000. Builders and the allure of the snooze button.
51. Current worry?
My lack of career.
52. Current hate?
Too many to pick one from.
53. Favorite place to be?
I honestly have no idea. That's depressing. Edinburgh I suppose, but it's less the city I like, more the people I associate with it.
54. Where would you like to travel?
Japan.
55. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
On the run.
56. Last thing you ate?
Porridge
57. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Gilbert and Sullivan.
58. Last person that made you laugh?
Jon Stewart.
59. Worst injury you've ever had?
Shattered* collar bone.
*Hyperbole, I mean broken.
60. Does someone have a crush on you?
Apparently not.
61. What is your favorite candy?
I like to vary my intake.
Pow. Come see show. Bring friends. Also money. (£5/6 entry) money funds the theatre. Theatre good.
SHOWS! The Institute, my wee improv company is DOING STUFF! Turn up. Dates are these.
Wed 8th Nov, 2130 at the Canal Cafe Theatre in Little Venice (fewer canals, but enough to warrant a cafe)
Also Wed 22nd? of the November. Same Deal.
If you're free, please rock up next week, we'd appreciate the audience for the first show.
More here... theinstitutesmyspace@myspace.com oh yeah.
1. How old do you wish you were?
23, good age.
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In my room in my parents house. I have witnessess. Back off.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
VENGEANCE!
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes. I think I'm wrong.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
Edinburgh, anything magical, otherwise I'd not bother.
6. If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
japanese
7. Do you know your neighbours?
Some, not all, not that well.
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Time off in excess of three days. It's been a while.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Where? No.
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Right now? No. Generally... I vary.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
A bit. I have no axiom here.
13. Dream job?
Liberal Super Villain.
14. Favorite channels?
No longer applicable.
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Statistically, work. Actually... umm... I'd like to say a park, but that'd give you the impression that I've done that. Ever. I just like the idea.
16. Showers or bath?
Shower in the AM, bath in the PM.
17. Do you paint your nails?
no
18. Do you trust people easily?
50/50
19. What are your phobias?
Eye surgery and finger injury.
20. Do you want kids?
At some point. Not now.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
no
22. Where would you rather be right now?
On stage.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
I imagine financial security will, I may never know.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Heavy
25. Are you paranoid?
Yes
26. Are you impatient?
No.
27. Who can you relate to?
Most people.
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
I'm not against them, but saying I'm pro-interracial relationships makes it sound like I'm into eugenics.
29. Have you been burned by love?
Repeatedly. Severely. Hope to be again soon.
30. What's your life motto?
Try not to be a prick.
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
The Kids in the Hall Theme/Rebel Rebel
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Reading a book on political history.
33. Who was your last text message from?
My boss at ITN.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown. With an orange mushroom cloud. Available from defunker.com
36. Most recent movie you watched?
All Of Me. A Steve Martin Classic.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
at ALL times? Assuming we're not being to fucking pedantic.
1. Wallet and tat.
2. Keys. if you've been to my house you'll know why.
3. A Pen.
4. My Diary.
5. A book.
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Right now. Brown sheets, cream duvet and pillow covers.
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
£60
40. What is your favorite part of chicken?
The meat.
41. What's your favorite town/city?
Edinburgh in summer, London in winter, I'll give New York City spring and Liverpool can have Autumn fo r old times sake.
42. I cant wait ‘til...
I have a secure job, my own house, a stable relationship, a dog and superpowers. I might be a while... bollocks.
43. What did you have for dinner last night?
A tuna sandwich and a lot of raisins. YEAH! the freelance diet.
44. How tall are you barefoot?
About 5'9". Maybe.
45. Have you ever smoked crack?
No.
46. Do you own a gun?
No.
47. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea.
48. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I'll let you know when I figure that out.
49. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.
50. What time did you wake up today?
0730, 0800, 0859, 0930, 0940, 0950, 1000. Builders and the allure of the snooze button.
51. Current worry?
My lack of career.
52. Current hate?
Too many to pick one from.
53. Favorite place to be?
I honestly have no idea. That's depressing. Edinburgh I suppose, but it's less the city I like, more the people I associate with it.
54. Where would you like to travel?
Japan.
55. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
On the run.
56. Last thing you ate?
Porridge
57. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Gilbert and Sullivan.
58. Last person that made you laugh?
Jon Stewart.
59. Worst injury you've ever had?
Shattered* collar bone.
*Hyperbole, I mean broken.
60. Does someone have a crush on you?
Apparently not.
61. What is your favorite candy?
I like to vary my intake.
Pow. Come see show. Bring friends. Also money. (£5/6 entry) money funds the theatre. Theatre good.