*Card Reads* "I want you back..." *Inside card* "...because I'm not done hurting you yet."

Jun 28, 2006 01:37

It's late.

Let me know if this seems familiar folks...

Lucy holds the ball and swears blind that she'll not swipe the damn thing away at the last minute, the same way she always does, the same way I always wind up on my ass inviting spinal injury. But she promised that this time it'll be different not like every other time.

No.

This time... it'll be fine.

Well ok. She swore. I mean she said that last time and last time i had to go to an osteopath for like three weeks, but she sounded really convincing. REALLY convincing. She's stoic, holding the ball in place as I take a run up, my shoelaces flapping because Shultz is feeling scruffy today and thus so am I... here we go!

...

Oh Good Grief.

I find peoples inability to learn hilarious and devastating. My own included.

At least there's the West Wing.

By the way, the card from the title is from this wonderful, wonderful store... http://www.kellerskards.com/ look under break up.

lies, rant, bored

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