But you have to take care of our idiot children if they come out taking after me. I don't want the responsibility of raising potential presidential candidates...
It needed to be cleaned anyway, you filthy animal you. If you're checking out Uncle Warren's blog frequently, God only knows the diseases the fucking thing has picked up... ;-)
And lest you think I'm this witty all the time, it's the conjunction of the Sox winning the World Series, the eclipse, and my first caffinated beverage in just under five years. You can bet it'll be that long before I'm funny again.
Wait, did you mean the "caffinated" bit or the "funny" bit? Or both? Ah fuckit, now I'm even more confused than when I misspelt "horsepiss." And seeing as that was the HIGH POINT of my postings, we now see the depth and breadth of my utter lack of style and coolness.
Shit, the way I'm going, *I'M* going to be a politician in a few years! God, there's a depressing thought.
beer! a subject i could talk about for hours and hours...pangaia93October 28 2004, 21:44:00 UTC
I've tried quite a few microbrews, and Dogfish Head has the best one I've tasted: 90-minute IPA. It will cost you about $2.00 USD per 12-oz. bottle, but is well worth it! Also, they make a 60-minute IPA, which I get for everyday use, and 120-minute IPA, which I haven't tried yet, but is rumoured to knock the socks off all the others. All-in-all, they make very well-crafted beers.
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Nice. Still accurate even if it was a typo!
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Fuck...can't even insult beer correctly. Excuse me while I nip off and remove myself from the gene pool before I breed.
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But you have to take care of our idiot children if they come out taking after me. I don't want the responsibility of raising potential presidential candidates...
"Noowcler. Noooclar."
"Damnit George...just say 'atomic,' will ya?"
"Atmick."
"Fuck!"
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And lest you think I'm this witty all the time, it's the conjunction of the Sox winning the World Series, the eclipse, and my first caffinated beverage in just under five years. You can bet it'll be that long before I'm funny again.
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Wait, did you mean the "caffinated" bit or the "funny" bit? Or both? Ah fuckit, now I'm even more confused than when I misspelt "horsepiss." And seeing as that was the HIGH POINT of my postings, we now see the depth and breadth of my utter lack of style and coolness.
Shit, the way I'm going, *I'M* going to be a politician in a few years! God, there's a depressing thought.
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I'm willing to ship out some stuff from a 'local' microbrewery if people are interested.
Stone Breweries - Arrogant Bastard Ale is quite good. "You're not worthy".
If Warren wants, I can even try to ship some to his hotel before he leaves "sunny" California.
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P.s., Stone Breweries is good, too.
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