First Lines You Never Want To Hear:
Y'know, I like dogs too. In the other way.
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest poppy seeds after all.
It's funny, but you look different through your bedroom window.
They say that regular ejaculation prevents prostate cancer, but I don't know if jerking off will do it.
You look just like my boyfriend did before the accident I walked away from.
My daddy looks good in those pants, too.
Can I buy you a drink if I keep the glass away from my sores?
I have to go back to the hospital in the morning, but tonight is all ours.
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest oysters after all.
I haven't wanted anyone like this since my sister died.
Oh, these marks on my wrists? From the ropes. If you look closely, you can see I kinda ripped up my gums from chewing through them there.
I think that if they were honest with themselves, everybody has voices in their head. Don't you think? Mine just tell me to kill sluts.
This is nice. It's been so long since I've wanted to talk to a guy. Because of the aversion therapy, after the whole Vacuum Cleaner Castration thing.
My boobs are fake, yes. I made them myself. Out of, um, frogs and stuff.
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest children after all.
(c) Warren Ellis 2004
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest poppy seeds after all.
It's funny, but you look different through your bedroom window.
They say that regular ejaculation prevents prostate cancer, but I don't know if jerking off will do it.
You look just like my boyfriend did before the accident I walked away from.
My daddy looks good in those pants, too.
Can I buy you a drink if I keep the glass away from my sores?
I have to go back to the hospital in the morning, but tonight is all ours.
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest oysters after all.
I haven't wanted anyone like this since my sister died.
Oh, these marks on my wrists? From the ropes. If you look closely, you can see I kinda ripped up my gums from chewing through them there.
I think that if they were honest with themselves, everybody has voices in their head. Don't you think? Mine just tell me to kill sluts.
This is nice. It's been so long since I've wanted to talk to a guy. Because of the aversion therapy, after the whole Vacuum Cleaner Castration thing.
My boobs are fake, yes. I made them myself. Out of, um, frogs and stuff.
I've just been to the bathroom, and it turns out I can't digest children after all.
(c) Warren Ellis 2004