Comments | mistersleepless: Tumour

mistersleepless

Tumour

Mar 30, 2004 15:04

You know how you wake up in the afternoon and you can't move your legs? And there's a huge swollen lump of flesh where your legs used to be? And you think, shit, it's a tumour, it's all caught up with me and I've developed massive leg-cancer tumours in the night? And you give the tumour mass a shove, and it moves? And you shove it all the way ( Read more... )

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geny_bhai March 30 2004, 06:07:37 UTC

Cancer Fancier! I will not be surprised when this becomes a real thing. People probably already name their tumours, too.

arclights March 30 2004, 13:22:37 UTC

*Raises hand*

Actually yes. Having had a 45-pound, ovary-devouring tumor ripped from my belly about 10 months ago, I can attest to tumor-naming. (Though, alas! No tumor fucking for me. ;_;)

It's name? Evil Fucking Bastard. Not quite as catchy as Jeremy, but a lot more fun to say.

geny_bhai March 30 2004, 15:28:18 UTC

A true case of appropriate naming! Glad to hear that you no longer have to deal with that.

Half the girl I used to be. arclights March 30 2004, 15:33:59 UTC

Ditto.

Imagine the surprise, though. Waking up one morning and going 'oh, hell, maybe there is something wrong with me', hopping over to the clinic to have some doctor go 'oh, shit, WTF happened to your kidneys? Where is your LIVER? Er, that's no good. Come back tomorrow!'

...and waking up 50 pounds lighter or so a few days later. Insult to injury=catheter. ACK.

cleobourne March 30 2004, 06:10:42 UTC

I found that too funny...quiet the change from what I have been reading

margoeve March 30 2004, 06:12:39 UTC

Funny, it didn't look like a "Jeremy."
More of a "Bob" really.

wyldkyss March 30 2004, 07:35:04 UTC

I've always been fond of Bobs yself, too.

twistedcat March 30 2004, 10:10:50 UTC

one of my best friends names every animal he aquired Bob. it's very disconscerting, at least for me, because one never knows who he's talking about...

wyldkyss March 30 2004, 10:12:30 UTC

Name all things Bob, and always choose the number 2. Simplicity at its best.

a_perfectcircle March 30 2004, 06:13:49 UTC

my worst nightmare :eek:

mistersleepless March 30 2004, 10:51:16 UTC

Having sex with a tumour?

lynchwalker March 30 2004, 15:19:22 UTC

Having sex with a beautiful boy and then having to tell his friends he thought it was a tumor.

a_perfectcircle March 30 2004, 23:49:28 UTC

no that the tumour is called jeremy

euchrid March 30 2004, 06:15:21 UTC

Coffee came very close to coming out through my nose just then. You came very close to doing horrible facial injuries to me with your word-attack.

And *that* is why you should read my journal.