THAT'S KARMA, BABY
Sometimes you fling poop, sometimes it is flung at you!
What do you do in that situation? Do you throw it back? Do you hold on to it for a while and wait for the perfect opportunity? That's kind of gross. Or you could go with that approach, maybe just eat it right there, gross them the fuck out. But then you'd have nothing to throw. Would it matter?
I think the best bet is to just pretend as though you like the poop, you understand why it's there and acknowledge its presence as just another unchangeable entity.
Sit with the poop long enough and you just might convince yourself.
What do you do in that situation? Do you throw it back? Do you hold on to it for a while and wait for the perfect opportunity? That's kind of gross. Or you could go with that approach, maybe just eat it right there, gross them the fuck out. But then you'd have nothing to throw. Would it matter?
I think the best bet is to just pretend as though you like the poop, you understand why it's there and acknowledge its presence as just another unchangeable entity.
Sit with the poop long enough and you just might convince yourself.