The Bane of Mooching insects

[misterpunch]

Based on true events:

There's fruitflies in my whiskey
and they ain't leavin' none for me
There's fruitflies in my whiskey
and they ain't leavin' none for me

And just like all my other friends,
Them fruitflies are drinkin' for free.

Those fruitflies don't give a damn
That my rent's not paid
And those fruitflies don't give a damn
When I don't get laid

Those fruitflies only care about whiskey
An' marmalade.

a work in progress, stay tuned...