rocky horror

[mistermcfeely]

ok so for valentines day we went to rocky horror, now i have seen parts of the movie before, but never a live performance like this, so yes, i was a virgin. I was dressed in drag with a ton of makeup on. Now most of the people who went in my car where were pretty fucked up, on account of the handle of bacardi that three people consumed in the 10 minute drive to the movie. ANyways im a virgin,yes, so i had to get up with all the other virgins and first we had to go through the tunnel of ..hmm what was it called, ..well i'll jsut call it the tunnel of molestation. i was molested alot by the cast, i think i got thumb in the ass.Then i had to kiss a guy,juan to be exact, then after the show started we decided to leave and drink the rest of the bacardi. then since this kiss before the show wasnt good enough, people wanted a better kiss, so with a little more bacardi and the promise that shorty and emily would kiss, i did. then we came back to the play/movie, then i precede to miss the whole thing. i did manage to make part of a rubber band ball. All i could hear was shorty yelling at people, and i would periodically look at the movie and the play, it was thoroughly confusing, lots of people humping. Then after the show we were invited the the cast after party, but first we needed to go to dennys, oh drunken dressed in drag at dennys is funny, reaally funny, we walked in all i think 8 of us..maybe 9 i cant remember, but the waiter asked me how many people and i couldn't figure out how many there were of us(im still drunk by thwe way) then um we sit down, i order a milkshake ,it never comes, guy tells me since he forgot next time i come in i can get a free milkshake, sweet!, but after tryin to eat, we leave, hehe lots of people starin , then me,vic,laura,ava decide to go to the after party, everyone else is to drunk, so am i but, dude its a rocky horror cast afterparty, its got to be weird. so we get there, i talk to a bunch of random ass people about random ass stuff(piercings, smoking, mixing hard alcohol and beer,ddue had beer and vodka mixed, i decidedn that was a brilliant idea, a guy with a fake irish accent talked to me, oh and a guy who looked like chubacca)oh then at 4:20 in the morning a bunch of people pile into this little room which oddly enough looks like the set for a low budget porn movie(the ceiling and walls were falling apart, there was a mattress on the floor and a cardboard box and that was the extent of the rooms fournishings, anyways we smoke and taLK,not sure about what, im really high now, i come out of smoke filled room and see that laura has some how got a jar and shes filled it with..what the fake irish guys says is moonshine, i drink some of this "moonshine" tehn a beer, then more moonshine
then we leave,laura steals some beer and the jar, oh i forgot i also talked with this girl with really intersting hair, and she had two tattoos of a piercings, really aweosme, ok so we get back , um stagger up the stairs, laura has an accent, midwestern or some thing, sounds like shes from wisconsin, but shes from southern california, i decided she was kidnapped as a small child. anyways yes this morning ims till drunk, and for some reason i have a phone number, the word "butcher", the phrase "he was raped, and laura base camp 2",yea confusion reigned this morning, brunch was needed, and now so is a shower, i still have makeup all over,...why does my keycard have greentape all over it..meh there must be a reason..i think im gunna keep it onthere..ok shower so yes ..right..haaha