...smells like old library books.
"I am proud to be a disappointment to almost everydbody. Lend me money, and I will never pay you back. Fall in love with me, and I will fail to acknowledge you. Save your compassion for someone who really needs it. I am well endgaged, trying to be my own worst enemy."
-from an underchiever's diary by Benjamin Anastas
I'm currently reading this book. Despite the bitter tone of the preceeding material, the book is actually quite hysterical. The whole thing is rather tongue in cheek.
What are you reading?