Why I don't Tweet (and why you should be grateful)

Jul 14, 2010 20:11


Here's why I don't Tweet: if I did it would look like this - a fairly accurate representation of some of the highlights of my day.

8:29 - I refuse to get up. I don't have to work and I can sleep if I want to!
8:30 - Wanna listen to the radio and sleep at the same time.
10:03 - I'm up!
10:10 - Taking my nice, cold mocha choco-latte out on the stoop to read.
10:31 - Wow, that coffee went through me fast! Gotta hit the bathroom pronto!
10:36 - Never pass up the opportunity to have a "movement" when presented.
10:40 - Dang, need a coffee refill.
10:56 - Sitting on the stoop reading and thinking about getting on-line to see if anyone has emailed me.
11:12 - Holy Guacamole! That's TWO big "movements" in one day within an hour of each other. Benefits of a high fiber vegetarian diet I suppose.
12:15 - Heading out to Lowe's.
12:24 - Forgot my wallet and stuff, had to go back home.
12:50 - Decided to stop first at Wally World.
12:55 - WW has rearranged the whole store.
1:12 - There sure are a lot of people riding around in those motorized scooters. Three lined up at the pharmacy.
1:15 - Got a text from my bud, Steve, about getting a coffee.
1:19 - Scored a box of protein bars, headed over to Lowe's now.
1:26 - Lowe's is different from Home Depot.
1:28 - I have to say, Lowe's has a lot more babes working here than HD.
1:45 - Looking at OSB and T1-11 siding.
1:48 - Eating one of the protein bars I bought at WW.
1:58 - Leaving Lowe's, have to admit the experience is different. More people ask me if I needed help.
2:15 - I just saw a big sign that said it's 100  degrees right now.
2:28 - Decided to stop in at Target.
3:18 - Found some running shorts on sale for $9.99!
3:45 - Stopping in at the Belmont Bi-Rite.
4:02 - Finally back home. Bought a New York Times at the Bi-Rite.
4:05 - Need to go for a run but that frosty beer in the 'fridg is beckoning.
4:09 - Going out to run.
5:12 - Got back from running. Drank some water while I was out.
5:15 - Glanced at the NYT; Big Sti is with us no more!?
6:00 - Ahh, supper is on and the beer is cold.
6:15 - Dang it! Dropped my whole wheat pizza while transferring it from the oven to the plate. Oh well, at least it all landed on the plate.
6:25 - My stomach is making noises. Can it be . . . a third "movement" in one day?!

See why I don't Twitter? Aren't you glad I spare the world even more sh#!?
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