Now the phone

[misterjimmy]

My landline is apparently trying to talk to itself. When I got home my answering machine is full of "messages" sounding like white noise and static, then "we're sorry, due to telephone company facility trouble your call cannot be completed . . ."

Every one to three minutes.

All Day Long.

For the last hour, same thing.

Finally turned off the answering machine.

It may be time to dust off the tin foil hats.