An a Fuck, Fuck here and a Fuck, Fuck there, everybodies a fuck, fuck.

Apr 01, 2005 22:18

Just a shameless use of profanity, serving no purpose.

Because I can..

On with the Update.

It's been about a month since I scribed anything, last time I did was in Va. I catch myself and mulitiple times thinking about my friend Jason. Having had this happen it has made me not want to take things for granted, in the since of that moment where I might be just sitting and I start thinking about a old friend I have not talked too. Normally I say to myself "O Lord and master that I am....ok really. Maybe I should give them a call and shoot the shit for a while, just to see how they are doing." I say this to myself, then forget to do it, that's what I mean by taking for granted. Now I am trying to first instill some urgenticy in this impulses I get to call my friends in Va.

For those of you there, that use this to see how I am doing, sorry for the long time between rants.

So here is what the ol' Grimm has been doing.

- Playing to much World of Warcraft (The_Oppressor you need to get on Cenarion Cirlce if you have not already, Minotaur Power man, slaughtering Gnomes in the Sandbox.)

- Straighting up my room at the Apt. trying to make it nice and organized, a momumental task for someone as chaotic as me.

- Thinking.. though not lifting a finger about it (ah sweet procrastination) updating my site and finishing up all my piled up photo galleries.

- Murder,, but who doesn't think about that,, you know the 47 stab would equation of stabing vs. Homocide.
(allow me to literate on why the Stabing thoughts been creeping in. So Roughly 1 week and 1/2 before I left for Va. I had gone to American Freight here in Louisville about getting a couch, loveseat and some coffee/end tables..yes very domesticated of me. Now this slug-loving tube lubbers have been giving me the biggest Tea Party I have ever had witness to be party too. I keep getting the items will be in, we will call.. You lying sacks of vestgial monkey feacle. This bullshit run around as gone on for too long... by why keep at. Here's the thing, money. I have already put down a deposit of $50 for the items.. not much you say. Thats a shit load of gum balls I could buy! An these camel-tipping hog jackies have it! Recently my Moms and me went to their fly by night establishment to take the jem out of thier donut. Those SOB's gave me this bullshit. Withdrawing my investment in the items, that seem to not exist, would foreit me 1/2 of my deposit...for filing.. WHAT THE FUCK needs to be filied, you had me deposit on items you did not have, you have wasted my time with your shallow promises of said product being in, then you have the never to try to take my money after wasting my fucking time. ...So, I am going to do what I am good at... If it lose $25 off this deal, then those fuckers are going to lose x times cost on the paper from reports I make them write. Thats correct folks, I am going to do what I am great at.. be a asshole to no end. That Means for those unfortunate donkey dick lickers. I am going to be that unhappy customer retail works have nightmares about.. I mean, what do i have to lose. I have after all UNLIMITED calling minutes to anywhere in the US... They will know my name, oh yes, and hate me they shall.)

- Now moving past the thoughts of global genocide due to a small infraction of the local populous. I have a lot things to be happy about, they come at small moments with smallest gesture that mean so much to me. Ex. I have been going on and on about bit-o-bars, since I can not part take in the cholocate goodness, they happen to be one of my favorite treats. (much like the non-existent 7-11, which KY does not have). Wednesday night, Amanda found one and got it for me. It was so delicous, and such a small thing, that meant a lot to me. The apartment is it's own enitity, within it's walls drama does not exist, do not bring your drama here (and this it is so nice to be here, there is no drama here, since everyone here hates that shit. Aww so refreshing.)

- And finally, to whom it may betrove, that's my Fucking fuck fuck update! If you do not like it, you can have a nice big bowl of dicks,. An to help you wash down that big bowl of Dicks, here is a Nice Tall Glass of Shut The Fuck Up.

Thank you for your continued patronize.

- Mister Grimm
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