LIVE JOUIRNAL, MORE LIKE, BEE HIVE JOURNAL

Mar 09, 2004 23:44

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF SOMEONE WHO IS MORTAL THEY SAID "YOU SHOULD DO MORE WRITING INTERNET JOURNAL" AND I SAID "" AND THEY SAID "".

SO TO SPITE THEM I AM WRITING THIS SO THEN THEY CAN WET THEIR APPETITE AND OR PANTS BUT I PREFER THE PANTS THE PART.

RECENTLY I CAME UP WITH THIS COOL THING TO SAY ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE SAYT IT IT WOULD BE SO CHILLING, IT GOES LIKE DIS "U R D BEST" IT IS USING LETTERS ON THE KEYBOARD TO MAKE UP THE WORDS AND IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT ITS LIK EYOU ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE THE BEST BUT BECAUSE THE LETTERS ARE IN THAT ORDER SOMETIMES PEOPLE WIL BE LIKE WHAT THE?? AND YOU CAN SAY "HAHAHA GOTCHYA!!!"

LOL, SOMETIMES THAT IWS WHAT IS SO FUN ABOUT THE INTERNET IS THAT YOU CAN WRITE LETTERS AND THEY CAN MEAN ANYTHING BUT SOMETIMES THE LETTERS HAVE SECRET MEANINGS AND ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE THE SECRET CAN GUESS WHAT THE SECRET IS AND WHEN YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT IT IS JSUT SO MUCH FUN BECAUSE NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS COULD GUESS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT P.S UR D BEST LOL AND SOME GRANDPAERENTS EVEN DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, AND THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMARTEST, THAT IS WHY I AM DECLARING THIS MONTH TRICK THE GRANDPARETNS MONTH, WHERE WE HAVE TO STICK IT TO THE OLD FARTS AND TEACH THEMN THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SMARTEST DONEST NECESARILY MEAN THAT THEY ARRRE THE SMARTEST JUST THE SMARTEST PANTS LOL AGAIN WIOTH THE PANTS LOL.

THE FIRST LESSON WE NEED TO TEACH THE OLD (CUNTS) LOL WE SHOULD CALL THEM THAT BEHIND THEIR BACKS!! HAHAHAHA

BUT SERIOUS FIRSTLY THE THING TO TRICK THEM WITH IS EVERYTHIME YOU SEE ONE YOU RUN UP AND SAY WHAT THEY ARE DOING, AND WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAY, OKAY, OMNLY IF YOU GUESS WHAT HAND IT IS IN, LIKE, SAY THEY ARE IN A SUPERMARKET AND THEY WANT TO BUY AN ORANGE YOU SAY, OKAY, IF YOU'RE SOOOOOO SMART, THEN YOU CAN BUY THIS ORANGE IF YOU GUESS WHAT HAND IT IS IN, THEN YOU PUT IN BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THEN YOU MAKE THEM PICK THE HAND BECAUSE THEY ARE SOOOO SMART THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAND THEY GUESS YOU SAY WRONG HAND NO ORANGE FOR YOU TODAY YOURE NOT EVEN THAT SMART TODAY NOW ARE YOU HAHA I GUESS ITS BACK TO RETARD SCHOOL FOR YOU (CUNT) LOPLOLOLOL

SECOND THING TO SAY TO THE OLD POEPLE IS TO TALK IN LETTERS EVERYTHING AND SEE IF THEY UNDERSTAND, LIKE I DONT REALLY KNOW ABOUT OLDIES SMART LITTLE BITCHES TLAK ABOUT OR LIKE TO DO OR WHATEVER BUT GO UP TO ONE AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE YO U R GOTZ B DA LOL LOL LOL U R A B HEAD AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE THAT!!!

I DONT HAVE MUCH IDEAS ABOUT THIS IDEA BUT I AM SURE YOU GUYS CAN LET ME KNOW IDEAS IF YOU COULD POST THE IDEAS HERE IT WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE FOR FUCK I REALLY WANT TO STICK IT TO THESE OLD LITTLE SO AND SOS THIS MONTH BECAUSE FOR FAR TOO LONG THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH IT AND SHOWING OFF HOW SMART THEY ARE ALLLL THE TIME AND FOR ONE I AM SICK OF IT AND WE SHOULD EVEN TRY AND SACK THEM IF THEY HAVE JOBS BECAUSE THEY ARENT REALLY THAT SMART AND WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WAYS TO STOP THEM AND TRY AND OUTSMART THEM BY THINKING A LOT FASTER AND BETTER THAN THE WAY THEY DO IT, EVEN BETTER WE SHOULD FIND OUT THE WAY THAT THEY THINK AND THEN FIND OUT A WAY TO STOP THEM FROM DOING IT THAT WAY AND THEN WE COULD WIN AND WE COULD REALLY SHOW THEM HOW STUPID THEY ARE AT THINKING AND THEY WOULD HAVE NO WHERE TO GO ANYMORE OLOL OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY TO SEE AL THESE OLD STUPID PEOPLE JUST BEING ALL LIKE AARRGH, DUH, DARRRGGH, IM OLD AND SHIT ALL THE ITME I WOULD LMAO TO THE MAXIMIUM I COULD LAUGH IT OFF, PREFERABLY WERAING PANTS LOL TO CATCH THE ASS WHEN I LAUGH IT OFF LOL GET IT

OLD PEOPLE MUST PAY ON PAY DAY
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