who are you? dakota b are we friends? i hope so, enough that if i ever lived witch ya i wouldn't be a steph when and how did we meet? when i was standing in 15a in october watching josh reading zen wearing his dress scrub pants and listening to weirdo japanese instrumental and you busting in the door, seeing me and then turning around to yell "I SAW BETH FIRST!!!!" how have i affected you? when it rains i get a creak just below my knee what do you think of me? you're just a stock broker gone slumming the g-money life killah - i've got falafel shop pictures to prove it what's the fondest memory you have of me? you keeping new years full of laughter for me even though a certain something wasn't going so well how long do you think we will be friends? until wet hot american summer stops being funny do you love me? like a kick in the teeth do you have a crush on me? how could i not? POOL MAN! would you kiss me? only so that joanna and i could have a breakdance fight would you hug me? i try to, but you just patted my back physically, what stands out? the foppish mop emotionally, what stands out? the kind of humor that keeps kids in stitches, in general making life as fun as possible do you wish i was cooler? only when we're standing in hell's kitchen, but for real, you're cool as a cucumber with circulation problems on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? 9.134 give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. stanley cooper, you're a fake jew who rides bikes am i loveable? you bet your ass...hole how long have you known me? since the night before halloweenie describe me in one word. brad what was your first impression? no lie: i want him to wear really tight clothes and dance like his life depended on auditioning as a dance extra for a john hughes movie do you still think that way about me now? yeppppppp what do you think my weakness is? thieving, grasshopper, laaaaadies, sleeping in do you think i'll get married? if they serve cristal champagne if so, who? someone who can afford cristal champagne what makes me happy? friends, not having to print forever, cake, laughing, dildo shops what makes me sad? 15a, missing kids, being stressed, alice's animal movies what reminds you of me? white boys that say "motherfucker" with serious conviction if you could give me anything what would it be? a treehouse so big that it would go down as second property on someone's land how well do you know me? not as well as i'd like to when's the last time you saw me? new year's day ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? probably since we don't talk to often and i live like six lightyears away do you think i could kill someone? that's how it is on the streets are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? nope, but you're doing a good job of responding to your favorite parts so far. buuuuut, you better pick one of these and comment on me or else i'll give you a gimp.
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your best answer wassssssssss:
what was your first impression? no lie: i want him to wear really tight clothes and dance like his life depended on auditioning as a dance extra for a john hughes movie
(ummmmm helloooooo i was the pizza boy in home alone 1!!!! me and culkin are tightttttttt!)
who are you? lobbing_poopy_pies@ryonjames.com are we friends? we are not a pretend friend! when and how did we meet? i heard you coming up my stairs and i ran halfway down, took a good long look at you and ran into my apartment screaming "HAHAHA ALICE! i saw beth before you did!!!" how have i affected you? you are one of my most trusted kids and you wrote a letter that i now carry in my pocket everywhere i go what do you think of me? amazing and not bad for a brad tad what's the fondest memory you have of me? dancing in the 15a session on new years while janek was being a baby and you just said "janek's just being a baby" and then continuing to be absolutly awesome how long do you think we will be friends? till cat stevens stops being ridic do you love me? only when you work it...no diggity do you have a crush on me? well i'm no player, but i do crush alot would you kiss me? no i would not piss on you....OH KISS? yea sure. would you hug me? i've been practicing with my sister...get ready physically, what stands out? you are my height...i love it emotionally, what stands out? so happy, so right, so positive, so smart, makes me happy when i feel poopy do you wish i was [a] cooler? yes so i could keep beer in you and have a sip of it whenever i wanted on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? well, if 2 was the highest and 11 was the middle and then 6 was the highest, i'd say........pi (seriously, you're hott) give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. beth-a-knee, cause i'm such a clever little asshole am i loveable? gloveable how long have you known me? since that day. describe me in one word. oh-uhhhhh-hey-cindy! what was your first impression? "beth is tall." do you still think that way about me now? no, i think you are small. what do you think my weakness is? not being in boston kills you do you think i'll get married? who asks shit like that?! if so, who? the pool guy. what makes me happy? old men that are crazy-insane, letters and moving to boston what makes me sad? not being in boston, jerk-necks, anarcho-bike-punk-traveler-kids what reminds you of me? my walley, the letter inside it, photographs, when i kill it righteously if you could give me anything what would it be? HELLO!!! plane ticket and half of alice's room how well do you know me? get the hell over here! when's the last time you saw me? that day you were here. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i once farted in your tea, i never told you. do you think i could kill someone? with your good looks are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? nase the case in the base with a can o' mace in yo face!
are we friends? i hope so, enough that if i ever lived witch ya i wouldn't be a steph
when and how did we meet? when i was standing in 15a in october watching josh reading zen wearing his dress scrub pants and listening to weirdo japanese instrumental and you busting in the door, seeing me and then turning around to yell "I SAW BETH FIRST!!!!"
how have i affected you? when it rains i get a creak just below my knee
what do you think of me? you're just a stock broker gone slumming the g-money life killah - i've got falafel shop pictures to prove it
what's the fondest memory you have of me? you keeping new years full of laughter for me even though a certain something wasn't going so well
how long do you think we will be friends? until wet hot american summer stops being funny
do you love me? like a kick in the teeth
do you have a crush on me? how could i not? POOL MAN!
would you kiss me? only so that joanna and i could have a breakdance fight
would you hug me? i try to, but you just patted my back
physically, what stands out? the foppish mop
emotionally, what stands out? the kind of humor that keeps kids in stitches, in general making life as fun as possible
do you wish i was cooler? only when we're standing in hell's kitchen, but for real, you're cool as a cucumber with circulation problems
on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? 9.134
give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. stanley cooper, you're a fake jew who rides bikes
am i loveable? you bet your ass...hole
how long have you known me? since the night before halloweenie
describe me in one word. brad
what was your first impression? no lie: i want him to wear really tight clothes and dance like his life depended on auditioning as a dance extra for a john hughes movie
do you still think that way about me now? yeppppppp
what do you think my weakness is? thieving, grasshopper, laaaaadies, sleeping in
do you think i'll get married? if they serve cristal champagne
if so, who? someone who can afford cristal champagne
what makes me happy? friends, not having to print forever, cake, laughing, dildo shops
what makes me sad? 15a, missing kids, being stressed, alice's animal movies
what reminds you of me? white boys that say "motherfucker" with serious conviction
if you could give me anything what would it be? a treehouse so big that it would go down as second property on someone's land
how well do you know me? not as well as i'd like to
when's the last time you saw me? new year's day
ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? probably since we don't talk to often and i live like six lightyears away
do you think i could kill someone? that's how it is on the streets
are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? nope, but you're doing a good job of responding to your favorite parts so far. buuuuut, you better pick one of these and comment on me or else i'll give you a gimp.
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your best answer wassssssssss:
what was your first impression? no lie: i want him to wear really tight clothes and dance like his life depended on auditioning as a dance extra for a john hughes movie
(ummmmm helloooooo i was the pizza boy in home alone 1!!!! me and culkin are tightttttttt!)
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are we friends? we are not a pretend friend!
when and how did we meet? i heard you coming up my stairs and i ran halfway down, took a good long look at you and ran into my apartment screaming "HAHAHA ALICE! i saw beth before you did!!!"
how have i affected you? you are one of my most trusted kids and you wrote a letter that i now carry in my pocket everywhere i go
what do you think of me? amazing and not bad for a brad tad
what's the fondest memory you have of me? dancing in the 15a session on new years while janek was being a baby and you just said "janek's just being a baby" and then continuing to be absolutly awesome
how long do you think we will be friends? till cat stevens stops being ridic
do you love me? only when you work it...no diggity
do you have a crush on me? well i'm no player, but i do crush alot
would you kiss me? no i would not piss on you....OH KISS? yea sure.
would you hug me? i've been practicing with my sister...get ready
physically, what stands out? you are my height...i love it
emotionally, what stands out? so happy, so right, so positive, so smart, makes me happy when i feel poopy
do you wish i was [a] cooler? yes so i could keep beer in you and have a sip of it whenever i wanted
on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? well, if 2 was the highest and 11 was the middle and then 6 was the highest, i'd say........pi (seriously, you're hott)
give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. beth-a-knee, cause i'm such a clever little asshole
am i loveable? gloveable
how long have you known me? since that day.
describe me in one word. oh-uhhhhh-hey-cindy!
what was your first impression? "beth is tall."
do you still think that way about me now? no, i think you are small.
what do you think my weakness is? not being in boston kills you
do you think i'll get married? who asks shit like that?!
if so, who? the pool guy.
what makes me happy? old men that are crazy-insane, letters and moving to boston
what makes me sad? not being in boston, jerk-necks, anarcho-bike-punk-traveler-kids
what reminds you of me? my walley, the letter inside it, photographs, when i kill it righteously
if you could give me anything what would it be? HELLO!!! plane ticket and half of alice's room
how well do you know me? get the hell over here!
when's the last time you saw me? that day you were here.
ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i once farted in your tea, i never told you.
do you think i could kill someone? with your good looks
are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? nase the case in the base with a can o' mace in yo face!
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