[007] HEY BACKDATED
What is this? I tried--I--I never thought that I'd be so frustrated to be normal. It's kinda what I always wanted, yeah? But not like this. Not in this place. Not with these people. Not to be insensitive, guys, but my best chance of getting home is--well, not while I'm defenseless.
Except for my sharp wit and charming disposition.
Okay, okay, Marco, pull it together, it's bound to be another one of those weird curse things--
[A humming from a little far away from the mic that turns into like, full-fledged broadway showtune kind of inner monologue singing. And he hasn't got THAT bad a voice. He wouldn't be the lead in the school musical but maybe, like, the henchman.]
Seems like I'm
out of luck
out of place
what the &#*$
Always knew
If I went, when I went, how I went,
Would be laaaaaaaaaame.
Now I'm stuck, really stuck, not just kinda stuck,
In some wack job's mind gaaaaaaaaaame.
And I can't even chaaaaange
(--shit--) my miiiiiind --
I can't even change my mind,
Not like I would be able to change anything else,
You didn't hear that.
Does spiderman have these problems?
Does he find himself without web?
I'm sure spiderman could solve them
If he did.
But I'm alone, all alone, so alone,
Without even blue stalk-eyed centaur aliens--
Not that I know aliens--
Or bird boys--
Or psychopathic supermodels--
Or--
[A crash, some gurgling, and a minute or two later he's muttering.]
Well, that was weird.
Except for my sharp wit and charming disposition.
Okay, okay, Marco, pull it together, it's bound to be another one of those weird curse things--
[A humming from a little far away from the mic that turns into like, full-fledged broadway showtune kind of inner monologue singing. And he hasn't got THAT bad a voice. He wouldn't be the lead in the school musical but maybe, like, the henchman.]
Seems like I'm
out of luck
out of place
what the &#*$
Always knew
If I went, when I went, how I went,
Would be laaaaaaaaaame.
Now I'm stuck, really stuck, not just kinda stuck,
In some wack job's mind gaaaaaaaaaame.
And I can't even chaaaaange
(--shit--) my miiiiiind --
I can't even change my mind,
Not like I would be able to change anything else,
You didn't hear that.
Does spiderman have these problems?
Does he find himself without web?
I'm sure spiderman could solve them
If he did.
But I'm alone, all alone, so alone,
Without even blue stalk-eyed centaur aliens--
Not that I know aliens--
Or bird boys--
Or psychopathic supermodels--
Or--
[A crash, some gurgling, and a minute or two later he's muttering.]
Well, that was weird.