[004] Voice -- kind of a soliloquy
Hate to be a Grinch and all, but considering I just got here--and how, you know, if I'm doing this whole settling in thing I still haven't got a job--I didn't get anybody presents. Not like you should be offended or anything. I mean, I hardly know you.
Doesn't mean we can't be best friends, though. I'm a pretty swell guy. Some call me Marco the Magnificent. My gift is my presence. Presence... presents... get it?
I managed to hole in during the whole zombie ordeal--believe me, I've seen weirder--and thanks Billy buddy for feeding me and providing me with entertainment, means a lot, really does. What I'm stuck with now are two questions:
One--so I'm a sixteen-year-old kid and pretty much my only talents are... [a slight pause, as if considering something] ... well, putting back an entire large pizza and beating the insane difficulty on most video games made for the playstation. Given that, anybody got a place of employment aching for my subtle yet charming touch?
Two--a lot of you are freaking out, and it's starting to freak me out. This whole future thing and all. But the future isn't set in stone, kids--I mean seriously? One little action can change the whole thing.
Doesn't mean we can't be best friends, though. I'm a pretty swell guy. Some call me Marco the Magnificent. My gift is my presence. Presence... presents... get it?
I managed to hole in during the whole zombie ordeal--believe me, I've seen weirder--and thanks Billy buddy for feeding me and providing me with entertainment, means a lot, really does. What I'm stuck with now are two questions:
One--so I'm a sixteen-year-old kid and pretty much my only talents are... [a slight pause, as if considering something] ... well, putting back an entire large pizza and beating the insane difficulty on most video games made for the playstation. Given that, anybody got a place of employment aching for my subtle yet charming touch?
Two--a lot of you are freaking out, and it's starting to freak me out. This whole future thing and all. But the future isn't set in stone, kids--I mean seriously? One little action can change the whole thing.